Free Word Association Part Two

I am completely prepared for today's garage sale, and I am not a little upset at my wife for scheduling it THIS weekend. :wacko:

 

Would you take a quarter for that CD player?

 

Sure you wanna let go of the 8-track?

 

how about $2o for an old TV? Web TV box included.

 

Who sells wire coat hangers?

 

I'll take that 286 if you throw in that dot-matrix printer!

 

Are you sure you want to part with the Beta tape player?

 

Does this videodisc player have a user's manual?

 

Uh... yeah... SURE!

 

My daughter sold the one armed Barbie to a sadistic looking boy

 

I saw some one-armed Barbie dolls in an antique store today. Hope your kid got a good price for hers.

 

$1. It kind of disturbed me on a couple of accounts, one that she would sell it, and two that some little crosseyed skinhead would buy it. Yuk.

 

We love to tell a story in our family about my youngest daughter who, when she was very young, was found with her Barbies all tied up, hanging upside down... and they were naked. I have NO idea where she got that from. :blink:

 

Hotel maids frequently find barbie dolls left behind in very odd predicaments.

 

Old CPM computer with 8" floppy disks - Barbie does not know about them.

 

Barbie was an amiga gal

 

I recenctly read or heard an article about how disfiguring their Barbie Dollls is kind of an end of childhood rite of passage for most little girls. I did it to mine (back in the late 60s). Gave them all punk haircuts and pierced their ears. Glad to hear that it's normal.

 

A few years ago my middle daughter wanted an aussie version of barbie that came with punk hair, tatoos, and piercings. If memory serves it was called a Feral Cheryl doll.

 

OK, no associations to "feral cheryl"

How 'bout "Dingos stole my baby"?

 

Oh... I remember that "made for TV" movie.