"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down" George Burns
The Da Vinci Muffin How the muffin topic started.......... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muffin+top
"The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt... He turns to us and speaks" -Frank Zappa
"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?" (Another Brick in the Wall, Part II- Pink Floyd)