eHarmony failure

Long before E-Harmony existed, an african american friend told me about his dating experience after he broke up with his girlfriend of several years following an ugly argument.
He went to a local nightclub in his neighborhood and sat at the bar reay to meet hot looking women. He ordered a drink and scoped the bar for beautiful women he could meet. He said he viewed himself as a handsome and eligible guy but not 'player' because he was 'deep'.
Across the bar he made eye contact with an african american lady. He said she looked kind of plain, even a little chubby, with bright red wavy hair, and a funny dress that seemed to small for her hefty top figure. He looked away from her and continued to scope the female patrons to his liking. As time went by, one drink led to two, two drinks led to four and more and all the while he kept looking across the bar at this woman. He noticed how cute she began to look, how her dress showed off her voluptuous figure and how wonderful her hair looked. He began to realize he had a thing for well endowed red-headed women. He increased eye contact over time. He was sure she was probably matching him drink for drink. He flirted with her, initiated conversation and soon left the bar with her. She invited him to her apartment where they slow danced and she invited him to retire with her for the evening.
He said his next memory occurred n the morning as he awoke in this lady's bed.
He said he looked over to the nightstand. He saw a bright red wig resting on the top of the lamp, a pair of false teeth on the night stand and the dress laying on the floor the bussom implants clearly keeping the dress appear voluptuous.
He left that morning not having night terror dreams but wake-up terror images.
He stated that the red hair was a give away that wouldn't have passed the e-harmony test.

He later asked his former girlfriend's forgiveness.