Black or White

waffles, silly. Don't waste a drop of blueberry maple syrup!

the overcooked, dark chips you find in some bags or only perfect ones?

 

The perfect ones (Baked Lays).

Miracle Whip or Mayo?

 

Miracle Whip

boxing or pro wrestling?

 

Bowling.

This one's probably already been done, but

Jay Leno or David Letterman?

 

Leno.

Front Flip or Backflip?

 

That's never thwarted us.

Neither (too old). Flip Wilson (died last year, black comedian)

CNN or Fox for news?

 

Network TV news and PBS (I don't have cable or dish or anything==I live in TN


UFOs--alien spaceships or experimental military aircraft?

 

experimental US aircraft

prepare own taxes or pay someone to do them?

 

Pay someone

Pizza or pasta?

 

Pasta (the garlicky the better).

Doughnuts or Bagels?

 

hole, deep fried, crusty, weighinghalf a pound!

baked snapper or oysters?

 

Cookies (Otis Spunkmeyer)


Glasses, contacts or Lasik surgery?

 

glasses

herbal medicines/supplements or only FDA-approved over-the-counter medicines?

 

Herbal (just downed two echinacea capsules thirty minutes ago, trying to fight off a cold).


Did you know aspirin was originally derived from willow bark? Most FDA approved OTCs and prescription meds got their start as an herb.


Virtual courses or actual classroom?

 

Classroom (like to talk at people to much)

Right side of bed or left side of bed

 

As you look at the bed, standing at the foot---or as you're lying in it? If you're emulating the reckoning of the "right" side of a car, it would be as you're driving it; hence my answer is:

wrong side of the bed (ineluctable part of aging process)

dijon mustard, plain or with horseradish?

 

plain dijon mustard!

or honey mustard...


hrm... books or newspapers?

 

daily paper, 3 weekly mags, book-a-week

borrow current books from library or buy 'em?