plain---red and green, to replace these leftover Halloween black and orange ones in this here bowl in front of me hot spiced cider or hot chocolate?
Ear muffs (Don't need them here either--it was 70 degrees today! Christmas shoppers were wearing tank tops and flip-flops at the mall.) French fries or onion rings?
McDonalds. That weird king guy that Burger King uses now in TV spots is just too creepy for words. Will he pop out if I eat there? Drive thru or walk in?
fish (well-disguised) sandwich Subway or any of the "Big 5" fast food joints (McDonald's, BK, Taco Bell, Jack-I-B, Wendy's)?