BALLS?

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(galaxee @ Apr 6 2007, 08:59 AM) [snapback]418759[/snapback]</div>

A hood ornament, perhaps.

In the 20's it probably would've flown. In the 30's though, with all of that bloody temperance probably not.

The whole idea is a load of bollocks if you ask me.

 

When I first saw them I was Like "Wth are those"... Matt had to explain it to me what they were (the set I saw were blue)...

I laughed my butt off at it, and subsquently we've seen even raunchier license plates:

Hes n me
(two dudes in the car-- I don't have anything against different lifestyles)

following right behind him was:
fx me

 

If they are so proud of them, maybe these dudes should wear them here....



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hm, reminds me of the movie men in black II.

 

Next, they'll have breast like augmentations performed on their headlights. Please, no one here should pick up on that idea. I don't want to see any Pri Pri out there with breasts.

I wonder what they do with those testicle like objects when they're home alone at night w/ their car?

I've only seen one testicle job on a car around here and I was very confused as I thought who in the heck would do something like that intentionally.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Earthling @ Apr 6 2007, 08:28 AM) [snapback]418774[/snapback]</div>

You're supposed to wear jeans under chaps? No one around here does.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(priusenvy @ Apr 6 2007, 02:20 PM) [snapback]418923[/snapback]</div>

:lol: :lol: :lol: Your not supposed to wear clothing under chaps if your at the Blue Oyster though..
Remember "Police Academy" :lol: :lol:

 

That's nothing:

5th graders charged with sex in unsupervised classroom.

"Five fifth-grade students face criminal charges after authorities said four of them had sex in front of other students in an unsupervised classroom and kept a classmate posted as a lookout for teachers. "

5th graders.

That would be about....10 years old.

So to the previous poster.....there's your answer.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(eclectcmoi @ Apr 6 2007, 01:24 PM) [snapback]418869[/snapback]</div>

You're right about that, but it sounds like she's got a very good sense of humor, and it's pretty cool she's comfortable enough around you to rip off a joke like that!

One has to wonder - do they shrink in a cold rain? George Castanza wants to know... :lol:

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ZenCruiser @ Apr 6 2007, 02:39 PM) [snapback]419076[/snapback]</div>

Thanks! Between her dad and I she really didn't have a chance in the sense of humor department.

 

As low to the ground as a Prius rides, wouldn't those drag on the ground? That sounds painful.

 

You could hang them from the rear view mirror as a sort of trophy. Would play hell with obstructing the view out the windshield, though.

Not exactly what I'd like to pimp my Prius with. There's bling and then there's Wth.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Godiva @ Apr 6 2007, 08:49 PM) [snapback]419203[/snapback]</div>

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well said Godiva!

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(rudiger @ Apr 6 2007, 11:58 AM) [snapback]418793[/snapback]</div>

Are you saying the front of the car sported the vice prez?

 

sorry...don't like it
...I really understand freedom of speech...rt. to express, etc.
...glad we can disagree.

 

I've known about these things for a while, but I *finally* saw a
set in the wild, hanging off the back of a Jeep. What's really
hilarious is how they LEAN when the vehicle is going around a curve!
.
_H*

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(galaxee @ Apr 6 2007, 10:59 AM) [snapback]418759[/snapback]</div>

Believe it or not...the vehicle it is supposed to go on already does.

Here's the story...

There is a lot wrapped up in this. The driver is supposed to be showing that he has "balls," i.e. does gutsy stuff, has lots of courage, is a "manly man," etc. The balls are supposed to hang in the back of a macho truck, with the "drive shaft" pointing up toward the front of the vehicle, inserting itself into the transfer case, technically stating that he is a virile man and is currently "getting some." Often these trucks will also have a cow bell hanging from the front, or may have a set of horns laying on the front bumper completing the charade of a "bull," i.e. the biggest bull rules the herd, my bull is bigger than yours, et infinitum.

There are many problems with this scenario:
1. Most drivers do it for laughs, and could care less what it means.
2. Many drivers never complete the charade (half dressed bull).
3. Most drivers never meet the image (don't measure up, talk is cheap).
4. These days, you see it all messed up (on cars, bikes, 4-wheelers, etc. just try to interpret what that would mean :lol: )
5. Even if they completed the charade perfectly, what kinda of "man" would he be? What kind of woman is he trying to attract? Right!!! Good luck with that one!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLOL It's more like, what kinda of woman will he attract!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Now I've heard thats why Hillary Clinton doesnt wear bathing-suits....... those testies keep falling out the sides..... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Boy you start putting thos on the hoods of prius's theres going to accidents.....! B)

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Godiva @ Apr 7 2007, 12:49 AM) [snapback]419203[/snapback]</div>

Godiva they have them dipped in chrome, for the alternitive set.....