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I dreamt a bank I didn't rob Having long ago left the mob But why all this cash? Behind my 12 cans of hash
But soon it will be the New Year And as Superman, I've nothing to fear
30 minutes - WOW. Maybe you should consider getting a job at the local Toyota dealer and specialize on the Prius :lol: The big question is -...
Oh Christmas Day is upon us. I only wish it were non-fuss The children are screaming The inlaws are scheming Too much more and I'll leave in my...
It's poker night with the guys Beers, burgers, franks, and fries Texas hold'em I win Every now and again And I'll play till the sun in the skies...
I'm anything but a rich guy I'm timid & bashful & shy If only you knew What my pets see me do
More legroom and better seats in my Prius :lol:
There once was a man named Sedan Who was gonna rob the bank with his plan
I once saw a tumble jum-tobler Riding a bumble-tub nobbler He gave me a wink I swore off the drink Then gorged myself on the peach cobbler Last...
A first line's not easy to find To banality one's sometimes resigned But I'll add a new verse Till I ride in the hearse Cause that's how this...
My days off will number eleven Nothing to do -- 's like heaven Unless I get bored And go out with the hoard
See my avatar - a good combination I thought
At long last the shopping is done! But party planning's just begun. Cookies to bake My husband to wake Cause the cooking is oh so much fun The...
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TonyPSchaefer @ Dec 19 2006, 05:53 PM) 364338</div> Thanks - I couldn't figure it out either based on what you said...
I used to give blood but after the rules changed about donating if you lived overseas, I had to stop. I lived in Italy for two years after 1980...
Some Navy expressions: Surface surface surface No close contacts Open the vents Fire tube one Right full rudder Submerge the ship
Imagine being a tailor with some other similar work experiece and opening a custom condom shop. Me bad.
I've lost so much weight clothes won't fit I'm so small on the edges of chairs I can sit
My son suspects Santa's a scam He says "how dumb do you think I am?" Well he watched through the night And he had a great fright When Santa showed...
The holiday spirit is upon us My twin brothers are coming - Russ and Guss Russ is the tall one At whom Gus likes to poke fun But I like them both...
