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Now you see it... And now you don't!
Wouldn't you think a 3rd or 4th cousin who years ago, offed several members of his family by giving them insulin and then collecting their...
No... it hurts to walk too much right now. The next poster is surprised to find out that a pedestrian coming out from between parked cars, who...
meow... purrrr... purrrrr...
The previous poster is talking about himself again and only thinking he's insulting someone else.
Did you know that in my principle of relativity, my relatives are all really, really wacky?
Nope... The next poster wonders if Hallmark now sells April Fool's Day cards furthering their efforts to commercialize every "holiday" possible.
Wouldn't it be ever so nice if in life we had an "un-do" button? (and yes... wchardin I'd be happy to send you some muffins for your wait in line...
George Romero's "Zombie Elvis"
You mean like... LOL?
Will you wait in line for another 8 hours to get one? Do you think perhaps you should take some muffins with you in case you get hungry and start...
No... there's too many to count and I only have 10 fingers and 10 toes. The next poster is sick and tired of feeling sick and tired!!
Isn't cold weather just a great excuse to snuggle more?
helium head (It's lighter than air!)
Don't drop the soap!
Make you glow in the dark?
Just how many car seats can one fit into a Prius?
Taking Care of Biscuits (How my now 17 year old would sing Taking Care of Business when she was little.)
cold pool
crunched roll