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creek
What kind of shoes are they wearing?
A big black bird keeps picking the tops off of all my flowers and now I just have stumps in all my pots. I think it is a Morticia Adams bird.
This is from my hometown and yes I know him well: http://news.webindia123.com/news/Articles/World/20070107/556935.html
Aren't they just more fertile?
Can I slide?
craze
The previous poster can't tell a hot tub from a formal "reflection pool"....someone doesn't get out much.
Make a bad muffin
By the size of the post?
I'll bet it is a dead mouse. Check the backside of the fridge. If not, is there any chance you might have saved some sauerkraut in a rolled up...
wet van winkle
The previous poster has been stalking me. This is my cousins' place (six families) and it is awesome. What you can't see in the picture is a...
ham burgler
Tell me about it! Just in time for tube top season...wooohooo!
The previous poster has self induced whiplash.
Did you wake up scratching?
My wife is losing her back hair.
Her movie title?
Sometimes the previous poster is forced to play with himself.