The lighter side of Prius

I think this place could use a little levity. If there any other amatuer comedy writers out there, please chime in. Hybrid Humor, Dealer Doozies, Prius Pranks, Junker Jokes...it's all good.

I posted this elsewhere in another thread, but it was in the middle of someone else's heated discsussion and I think it was lost:

I would pay the $1800 for the Nav if it had more personalities.

Jewish Mother: "Restaurant? So you would rather eat with strangers than visit your mother? It's OK, far be it from me to expect my kids to visit. Turn onto the ramp and break your mother's heart already."

Stoner: "You totally go right at the next light. NO, wait, LEFT. Hmm, this doesn't look right. Hang on where were we going again?"

Bitter spouse: "Turn right up here. Right here! HERE! Dummy, you missed the turn. Let me figure out where we are going. Bear right at this ramp. NOW! Missed again. I don't know why you asked me directions if you are just going to ignore me. My friends were right about you."

Ryan Seacrest: "Dim the lights. Should you turn left at the light? America has voted....and the answer is....coming up after the break."

LOLCat: "i iz in ur nav skreen, telin' u where to goe."