<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mystery Squid @ Jun 21 2006, 10:01 PM) [snapback]275008[/snapback]</div> Edit: This post removed due to UTS error.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mystery Squid @ Jun 21 2006, 10:01 PM) [snapback]275008[/snapback]</div> Thank you.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mystery Squid @ Jun 21 2006, 10:01 PM) [snapback]275008[/snapback]</div> Yes but does [you] sw*ll*w :blink: Look at the Avatar looks like the iquiering minds want to know?! :lol: :lol:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mystery Squid @ Jun 21 2006, 10:01 PM) [snapback]275008[/snapback]</div> oh yeah? well maybe it's time to reveal to the world squid's torrid affair with [you]... :lol:
I did swallow a rack of ribs, a baked potato, and some lemon cooler cake tonight. You would probably have to ask "tnt" without the "hub" about anything else... And... It is getting past my bedtime. Modern Marvels was quite interesting tonight with a 95,000 horsepower engine, 8000 horsepower engine, and I need to research a runor about Iceland being fueled by hydrogen. No offence Squid, but you need to deal with the Mrs. for your answers... Here is a pic:
Squid! Are you moved permanently now?? Notice the change of address under your Avatar. Haven't had much time for this lately so I may be behind.
I think he has indeed moved because I saw a news report that the average IQ in both locations has recently improved. Oh yeah, everyone sucks. What you've posted here is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent responses were any of you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TonyPSchaefer @ Jun 22 2006, 09:34 AM) [snapback]275193[/snapback]</div> hmm, that sounds familiar... like maybe i heard it in a movie somewhere... or something :lol:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(galaxee @ Jun 21 2006, 07:07 PM) [snapback]275040[/snapback]</div> I disavow and deny any "connection" with 'galaxee'! :wub:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TonyPSchaefer @ Jun 22 2006, 09:34 AM) [snapback]275193[/snapback]</div> Ahhh, & Im supposed to believe that? coming from a guy in tights?? :huh: :lol: :lol: :lol: GAS HUMOR: Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her >rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck >would have it, a gas station was just a block away. She walked to the >station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her >that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait >until it was returned. >Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait >and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she >could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. >Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station, filled >it with gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her car. As she was >pouring the gas into her tank, two men watched from across the street. One >of the them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning >Catholic." Something to brighten your day! :lol:
not only does [you] suck, but do you know how I can tell [you] has been over my house? ...because my toilet is clogged, and the cat is pregnant. [you] is a f'in prick. :angry:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mystery Squid @ Jun 22 2006, 09:33 PM) [snapback]275567[/snapback]</div> Sorry about the toilet, but I never saw the cat. Really. But I did see [you] running out the back door.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TonyPSchaefer @ Jun 22 2006, 09:34 AM) [snapback]275193[/snapback]</div> :lol: <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(galaxee @ Jun 21 2006, 11:07 PM) [snapback]275040[/snapback]</div> funny, this brings up a story... everytime i read the word "torrid", i think back to an issue of Hustler magazine i bought back in 1990 for a friend of mine who was too chicken to bring it up to the counter to pay for it. one of the main features was entitled, "torrid sex in Berlin".... h34r: oh yeah, as for the affair, [you] really enjoys the fact i have soo many tentacles... i can violate many orfices at once... h34r: <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(AnOldHouse @ Jun 22 2006, 09:37 PM) [snapback]275570[/snapback]</div> no prob... just please, next time, no more damn INDIAN food left overs with your taco bell meal... <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(tnthub @ Jun 21 2006, 11:14 PM) [snapback]275043[/snapback]</div> dude, you are one crazy mofo....
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mystery Squid @ Jun 22 2006, 09:33 PM) [snapback]275567[/snapback]</div> But.... I didn't know that was YOUR house.... Plus wasn't it 1983 or something???? I hat was a cat? I apologize. I thought I heard barking. :blink:
I travel occasionally for business which means that I'm always having to try new places for food. One day I pulled into a deli. I mean, this was a real honest to goodness diner/deli right out of the 60s. I couldn't resist. When I say down I noticed on the little chalkboard the special of the day: cold chili. Now, if you've never had cold chili before, you don't know what you're missing. It's pretty much the same as regular chili but seasoned to be served at room temperature if not a little colder. It's really good and I hadn't had good cold chili since I left home so when the waitress came over I ordered a bowl and a glass of milk. She told me that the guy next to me had ordered the last bowl. Sure enough, there was a guy sitting right next to me with a fresh bowl of chili. I took my glass of milk and started flipping through the menu. As I looked through the menu, I noticed that the guy wasn't eating his chili. I waited a little while but still he didn't even touch it. Eventually, I leaned over and asked the guy, "hey, are you going to, you know, you gonna eat that?" "Nah," he said" "So do you mind if I have it?" He slid it over to me. Oh I was in Heaven. I had my cold chili, my glass of milk and best of all, I got the chili for free. So I sat there enjoying my lunch but when I got to the bottom of the bowl, I scooped the last spoonful to find a very baby mouse dead right there in my spoon from the bottom of the bowl of chili. Seriously, this was like the little pickled baby animals you see in glass jars except that it was right there, in my spoon, on its way toward my mouth. I couldn't handle it and I full-out puked right there. I mean, I blew chunks. But I didnt' want to make a mess so I did what I could to actually throw up back into the bowl. The guy sitting next to me saw the whole thing of course. He leaned over to me and said, "yeah, that's about as far as I got, too."
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TonyPSchaefer @ Jun 23 2006, 12:57 AM) [snapback]275663[/snapback]</div> ROFLMAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
