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Send The Republicans First

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by JerzyPriusDriver, Nov 19, 2006.

  1. JerzyPriusDriver

    JerzyPriusDriver New Member

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    Send the Republicans first

    Make Rushs cyst burst

    New Orleans is now under the sea

    Lives have been lost, cant you see

    Cause the Arabian horse judge, hes so sleazy

    Wont fund levees in the big easy

    And where the hell is the National Guard

    The people in charge of national protection, is that so hard

    Oh, they cant be disturbed with some bric-a-brac

    They must spread freedom and democracy to Iraq

    And by freedom and democracy, I mean take their oil

    Economic imperialism, taking over their soil

    Commander Cuckoobananas mendacity flowers

    Tells us to do National Service hours

    And by National Service, I mean draft

    I wont fight for Republican graft

    But anyway back to our own shores

    And our own political whores

    Hannitys bitchin to the best of his ability

    About how its not the federal governments responsibility

    To save the people in a national emergency

    Where was Bush in all this urgency

    He fiddled on some Ku Klux Kountry singers guitar

    Ate Jon McCains Cake, and saw the carnage from afar

    Cause you know that those that are sufferin

    Are those people with a lotta melanin

    But not lots of green

    Why didnt the dead take their limousine

    Senator Santorum screamed

    And the rest of the nation steamed

    Over the loss of lives

    And the one that survives

    Loses his livelihood

    And his neighborhood

    Christian and Jew, gay and straight, black and white

    Against racism, we must unite

    Put your hatred on the shelf

    Tell the bums to f**k themself
     
    #1 JerzyPriusDriver, Nov 19, 2006
  2. daronspicher

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    That pretty much sucks. Who wrote it?
     
    #2 daronspicher, Nov 20, 2006
  3. Alnilam

    Alnilam The One in the Middle

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(daronspicher @ Nov 20 2006, 08:29 AM) [snapback]352100[/snapback]</div>
    Yeats, it isn't. I've seen better "poetry" from my neighbor's third grade daughter. Just sorta making the last words rhyme doesn't make something a poem. This is what too much "rap music" results in.
     
    #3 Alnilam, Nov 20, 2006
  4. richard schumacher

    richard schumacher shortbus driver

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    Re-work it so that it can be sung to the tune of "Send In The Clowns".
     
    #4 richard schumacher, Nov 22, 2006
  5. dbermanmd

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(richard schumacher @ Nov 22 2006, 09:58 AM) [snapback]352980[/snapback]</div>
    I actually agree with Charlie Rangel - institute the draft again - make everybody serve country! I would have several options including non-military service, para-military, and military (which would be compensated).

    I am sure everyone here, in the name of Patriotism, would serve country if called upon to - by whomever is President.

    Man up (and woman up too) - we would have a large standing army - large enough to do whatever the President asks of us - and do it with pride and honor.

    We have so much to be thankful for - the least we can do is make sure we pass this great country on the following generations.

    So I agree with you - but I would also send the Democrats, the Greenies, etc.
     
    #5 dbermanmd, Nov 22, 2006
  6. richard schumacher

    richard schumacher shortbus driver

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    Oh, hell no: there should be *no* exemptions. The President's handlers would think real hard about starting Iraq-like fiascos if they knew that voters and the children of voters regardless of race, education, and net worth were all equally likely to become cannon fodder or conscientious-objector jailbirds. Which, of course, is Rangel's point.
     
    #6 richard schumacher, Nov 22, 2006
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