I'm Going Back To GM ! Toyota Let Me Down !

I just drove my new Prius into a Tree. I Know, I know, It wasn't the best thing to do, but the car is all wrinkled and now it won't run anymore. Toyota Really Let Me down Here. I was distracted a bit because I was multi-tasking my cell phone to an important customer, while the boss was on call waiting, the Nav system was taking me to the wrong address, and my dog was looking like he needed to get out before nature banged on the door any harder. Could happen to anyone. If only They'd have told me in the Owners Manual that driving into trees causes the motor to stop. I'm Fed Up. I'm going Back To to GM where everything is peachy keen, and great, and I can yak on my cell phone and drive into trees.

 

But at least I didn't run out of Gas. Toyota mounted that Fuel Gauge right at eye level, so not even some moron like me who'sstupid enough to drive his new Prius into a Tree, could ever miss it and let his new Prius V run out of gas ! Besides If I did that people'd be all cruel, and not understanding, and think I was a complete moron. I couldn't stand the emotional scars from all that.

 

I Called Dewey, Cheatam, And Howe My Attoney's and they said they'd file the Class Action later this week. Evidently Trees just Jump Out right in Front of Prius's all the time, and Toyota's been hiding that from us all along. Other car makers have the problem as well. Why Just yesterday there were a whole buncha cars attacked by trees, even a few people, all over New York city and Long Island. And not a word about any of it in the Owners manual. I should make Millions.

 

FOX NEWS Called, they're gonna run the story tonight, they just told me to make sure that I point out that it happened during the Obama Administration.

Glenn Beck wants to do show next week on Car Problems, Death, and How the Democrats are to Blame, and the alien car companys, like Toyota. He discovered we both belong to the same religion, the NRA !

 

I'm goin' for the Class Action Lawsuit anyway, Toyota Never Warned Me Not to Drive into Trees. Should be good for millions ! Aren't Trial Lawyers Great ?

The merits of the case are these, I am the "Victim", They are a Foreign Car Company worth Billions that makes better quality cars than American car companys ever did, and settling with my attorney's will always be cheaper than proving my case is stupid, Unjust, and a waste of the courts time. Like I said, I should make Millions.

 

Good Point ! Toyota also turned me into a "TREE MURDERER !", I'm dialing my lawyers . . . .

 

It was an English Oak, and its visa had expired. They'll be deported if they make a rukus.