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Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because...
Mmmm... infidelity A man and a woman are asleep like twoinnocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise comes from outside....
Cannon Balls It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls next to the Cannons on old war ships. To prevent them from rolling about the...
I got my shark fin antennae from John Lapworth ([email protected]). His phone number is (07) 3376 5271. He also has a number of other...
The Grim Reaper comes for a guy who beats him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.
I just read an article on the dangers of drinking... Scared the s**t out of me. So that's it! After today, no more reading.
I had a dog named Minton who had an unfortunate habit of eating shuttlecocks. Bad Minton!
Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat, and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her...
Off to a good start: A retiree gets a job as a greeter at a large store. After a few hours settling into the new job he is confronted by a very...
Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador." "B*gger that" says Mick "Have you seen how many of their owners go blind"
Two friends are fishing near a bridge when a Hearse and two Funeral Cars go over the bridge. One of the men stands and takes off his cap and...
Never noticed that the tune/file knob depresses. In the 2010, the know tunes when listening to the radio and changes the track when playing CD's.
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Howdy, Being in Oz I don't know the brand but we inherited a pressure cooker when we got married (35 yrs ago). The wife was cooking up some bones...
I first heard it in the form of a HenDo warning on a Good show (mid-50's). "Strong HenDos coming from the west, with a HenDo gale warning...
Thanks muchly. That would be really useful in rain when the radar gives up the ghost due to reflections off the raindrops.
My Condolences. Hope everything works out. Can you let us know how you get on? I assume you have the Toyota road-side assist? Being a fellow...
Only fools are positive! You sure of that?? I'm positive Cheers
I finished watching the songs, didn't bother with finding out who won. Top class acts all of them - rated them 8-9.5 out of 10. The UK and Israeli...
Hope you have a great holiday and all goes well Cheers Warwick
