It had to happen eventually. This one's a bit different, in that it's not the number of words that count, but the use of the number 8. As in; F8L, or particip8, or fornic8...you get the idea.
"So I won't hesit8 no more, no more It cannot w8 I'm sure There's no need to complic8 Our time is short This is our f8, I'm yours......" ............words from my current favorite song "I'm Yours" by Jason Mraz.....