Gasaholics Anonymous. We Care.

I was thinking of posting this on the Hummer website.

THE TWELVE STEPS OF GASAHOLICS ANONYMOUS

1 We admitted that we were powerless over our fuel consumption and our gas bills had become unmanageable.
2 We came to believe that a Prius greater than ourself could restore us to sanity.
3 We made a decision to turn our budget and our life over to the care of a Prius of our understanding.
4 We made a searching and fearless inventory of our fuel consumption.
5 We admitted to Toyota, to ourselves, and to another Prius owner, the exact nature of our commutes.
6 Were entirely ready to have Toyota remove all these defects of fuel consumption.
7 We humbly asked Toyota to reduce our gas bill.
8 We made a list of all fuel pumps we had drained and became willing to cut back on them all.
9 We passed these fuel pumps whenever possible, except when to do so would make us walk.
10 We continued to make fuel consumption inventories and when we were wasteful, promptly posted about it.
11 We continued through posting and web browsing to improve our contact with Toyota as we understood Them, posting only for knowledge of their technological advances for us and the power to utilize them all.
12 Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other drivers and to practice these driving strategies in all our commutes.

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I couldn't help myself. I just posted this on a hummer website. I am so evil. I'm going to go sit in the corner now. Bad Dobby Bad Dobby. Ouch.

 

I deleted it from thieir site. They didn't take it well. A few thought it was funny but there are some really agressive personalities over there. It's not at all like the people on this site. I should have just let the sleeping dogs lie. There are a few that are total neanderthals. The fights they have amongst themselves are pathetic. When someone posts about multiple mechanical problems, they get lambasted with accusations of not owning a hummer and just trying to make the thing look bad. They are very quick tempered. If one of them expresses a view that can be construed as liberal in the slightest, the dogs come out with their fangs bared and all these vulgar pictures are posted that are supposed to represent the supposed liberal. It's so pathetic. I guess they get more negative press than we do. They did post a picture of a Prius that was reminescent of the FUH2 website. I really felt sorry for them after an hour of reading their site. I'm sure there are loads of nice Hummer owners but it would be difficult to stick around a site like that for long unless you thrive on anger and testosterone. Sorry, no link.