the "next poster" game

not anxiously awaiting... but we have been awaiting the predicted snow for today. It's snowing today in Oklahoma. It's not sticking... but it's snowing!! UGH.. we had 80 degree weather last week!!!

The next poster is going somewhere FABULOUS for spring break!

 

Well, on April 15th I'm heading off to a Vipassana meditation retreat, so yes.

The next poster has a new 'electric pig'

 

No... don't even have a gas one.

The next poster is looking at the world through new glasses. Too bad though they're not rose colored...

 

No...they're scratched up trifocals.

The next poster is having technical difficulties with two different computers at home and wishes there was an appropriate techie in the family.

 

No.

The next poster is set to sell his house, the house he bought for $315k in 2005, for $98k before the 18th of this month.

 

No, but I can understand your frustration, TJ.

The next poster's up and working (OK, maybe not right this second) at an insane hour.

 

Um, yes.

The next poster sold his house on Friday the 13th, and is now happy that it's over, but sad that it cost the next poster over $150k.

 

No, just sad for the last poster.

The next poster recently adopted a very sweet older dog and would like to send it to TJ to cheer him up. (Or at least entertain him with his cats' reactions for awhile.)

 

That would mean I would have four dogs! My oldest I adopted, is a 7 year old Beagle. He is so happy that he found his forever home. We have had him about a year now. My youngest is going to be three this year. He is a Beagle as well. And my middle one is a Bagel. Part Beagle, part Basset.

They all get along with the three cats.

So, no, this poster doesn't need another, but appreciates the offer.

The next poster just won UNO!

 

No I didn't but I am still aching from your house transaction story. At least it is over.

The next poster is the heaviest they have ever been and they high school reunion is just around the corner. (10 lbs in 30 days?)

 

Water weight, Perryma... to counteract that, drink nothing but water, and eat lots and lots of raw/fresh vegetables, especially celery, and DO NOT eat bread. You'll drop those errant pounds with no problem!

The next poster feels better than she has in years!

 

The next poster thinks that Rae offered some good advice --
But, whatsamatter with celery
Too 'fibrous'?

 

Yes, celery... it's 23% sodium, which is the exact same as bones (really!), and it is the kind of sodium your body is looking for when it retains water weight... so, eating celery makes water weight go away... and DON'T eat bread. Really. Wheat makes you retain water, slows the digestion, and can 'hang around' for a long time.

The next poster has a cat on his/her lap (again) as he/she is typing...

 

Yes, as I often do.

The next poster thinks the Apple Airport is just an expensive butt warmer for the cats.

 

No; mine works well, and no cats here.

The next poster thinks this game could last forever, and not feel like it.

 

Yes, it has gone on for a long time and seems to keeeep on going, and going, and going.....

The next poster is going to wear something green today.

 

There's even some grass that's greening up.

good ideas --
So the next poster wonders why you hang out in a pancake house.

 

No... anyway... moving right along...

The next poster is NOT wearing green today.

 

Yup, no green for me.

The next poster just landed a great job even in this economy

 

Congratulations! One of our sons is thinking about firefighting as a career. I think he'd make a better EMT, myself...

The next poster is up too early, and is going back to bed. Really.