It was the first time they noticed them when they were on Hank Williams' "Lost Highway" . Life had been rather hectic on account of the itch on his long thick hairless fingers. The doctor said that he had a cure for baldness, but that it was not working. However, the day came when Bob Lutz announced discovery of large hairball's in a test tube. This is a miracle made with some spices presented to the king by the court jester (played by Bob Dylan). Bob brought out his favorite copy of "Count of Monte Cristo" but pages were missing causing librarians to weep and assess large fines for unreturned Harry Potter and the Temple of Prius Drivers Eating Muffins. Bob needed a drink. Actually a dozen drinks. So he got himself a gin and tonic, turned the TV on, and drank 11 beers. Meanwhile, his girlfriend Arianna lathered SPF-50 over her bald head, attempting to look like Sinead O'Conner. Turning slowly, Bob said, "Man, my neck hurts. "the wrong Bob!" Suddenly, Bob looked down at his gnarly webbed toes stuffed into stiletto heels and screamed, "OH NO..." "I forgot my pumps!" To which Arianna said "You do mean shoes?" Trembling ,large, hairless fingers clambered for Arianna's shoes (which were ruby slippers). Disheartened he tried them on, but they were simply not his colour and didn't match his dress in the least. Meanwhile, back on the dresser a meeting occured between Arianna and the little green zorgs whokidnapped Bob and brought him back to reality - "a strange reality indeed". Bob shook his head but nothing made sense. For the first time Bob had a mental health professional with him who said, "Bob, you're cross-dressing because your mother named you Bobbie Ann and made you eat the breakfast of champions because you lost "A". But "A" came back to mend her foolish, previously fashionable, torn jeans. In the right places those jeans could cause a fire hazard, except she did not care for him anymore, because he had a tiny little gas tank in his fannypack just in case his Prius ran out. Just then, Bob realized it was time for about four cartwheels and some serious thoughts about
It was the first time they noticed them when they were on Hank Williams' "Lost Highway" . Life had been rather hectic on account of the itch on his long thick hairless fingers. The doctor said that he had a cure for baldness, but that it was not working. However, the day came when Bob Lutz announced discovery of large hairball's in a test tube. This is a miracle made with some spices presented to the king by the court jester (played by Bob Dylan). Bob brought out his favorite copy of "Count of Monte Cristo" but pages were missing causing librarians to weep and assess large fines for unreturned Harry Potter and the Temple of Prius Drivers Eating Muffins. Bob needed a drink. Actually a dozen drinks. So he got himself a gin and tonic, turned the TV on, and drank 11 beers. Meanwhile, his girlfriend Arianna lathered SPF-50 over her bald head, attempting to look like Sinead O'Conner. Turning slowly, Bob said, "Man, my neck hurts. She replied, "Hey! you're the wrong Bob!" Suddenly, Bob looked down at his gnarly webbed toes stuffed into stiletto heels and screamed, "OH NO..." "I forgot my pumps!" To which Arianna said "You do mean shoes?" Trembling ,large, hairless fingers clambered for Arianna's shoes (which were ruby slippers). Disheartened he tried them on, but they were simply not his colour and didn't match his dress in the least. Meanwhile, back on the dresser a meeting occured between Arianna and the little green zorgs whokidnapped Bob and brought him back to reality - "a strange reality indeed". Bob shook his head but nothing made sense. For the first time Bob had a mental health professional with him who said, "Bob, you're cross-dressing because your mother named you Bobbie Ann and made you eat the breakfast of champions because you lost "A". But "A" came back to mend her foolish, previously fashionable, torn jeans. In the right places those jeans could cause a fire hazard, except she did not care for him anymore, because he had a tiny little gas tank in his fannypack just in case his Prius ran out. Just then, Bob realized it was time for about four cartwheels and some serious thoughts about the approaching jagged cliff. Being an optimist, he
