It was the first time they noticed them when they were on Hank Williams' "Lost Highway" . Life had been rather hectic on account of the itch on his long thick hairless fingers. The doctor said that he had a cure for baldness, but that it was not working. However, the day came when Bob Lutz announced discovery of large hairball's in a test tube. This is a miracle made with some spices presented to the king by the court jester (played by Bob Dylan). Bob brought out his favorite copy of "Count of Monte Cristo" but pages were missing causing librarians to weep and assess large fines for unreturned Harry Potter and the Temple of Prius Drivers Eating Muffins. Bob needed a drink. Actually a dozen drinks. So he got himself a gin and tonic, turned the TV on, and drank 11 beers. Meanwhile, his girlfriend Arianna lathered SPF-50 over her bald head, attempting to look like Sinead O'Conner. Turning slowly, Bob said, "Man, my neck hurts. "the wrong Bob!" Suddenly, Bob looked down at his gnarly webbed toes stuffed into stiletto heels and screamed, "OH NO..." "I forgot my pumps!" To which Arianna said "You do mean shoes?" Trembling ,large, hairless fingers clambered for Arianna's shoes (which were ruby slippers). Disheartened he tried them on, but they were simply not his colour and didn't match his dress in the least. Meanwhile, back on the dresser a meeting occured between Arianna and the little green zorgs who kidnapped Bob and brought
