Thinnest Books Ever

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  1. patrickindallas

    patrickindallas Shire rat

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    2. Comprehensive List of Hummer Owners at Priuschat


    Are there any other books that are thinner?
     
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  2. Sufferin' Prius Envy

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    The Collective Works of Poetry by Hummer Drivers Who Are Members In Good Standing of
    Earth First!

    :blink: :huh:
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(patrickindallas @ May 15 2007, 01:33 AM) [snapback]442269[/snapback]</div>
    Several:

    Everything Men Understand About Women

    Ethics by Dick Cheney with Karl Rove

    Great Achievements of Human Intellect and the Abolition of Willful Ignorance by Pat Robertson with Jerry Falwell

    A Children's Biography of the Prophet Mohammed in Words and Pictures

    Effective Reading Comprehension by G.W. Bush

    The Dangers of Tobacco by R.J. Reynolds, Inc.

    That Amazing Toyota Prius: The Unexpectedly Versatile Kitchen Appliance

    I'd come up with more but it's 2:20AM and Tuesday's not a holiday. Night night.

    MB
     
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  4. patrickindallas

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    Ann Coulter: The DNC Years

    Minuteman Civil Defense Corps Handbook (traducido en español)

    Men I Have Loved by Andrea Dworkin
     
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    The 9/11 Commission Report edited by George W. Bush

    The Longest Book I Ever Read by Paris Hilton

    Horror Stories of Prius Battery Failure a collected anthology of short fiction
     
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    Nobody has seen Airplane?

    I was certain that someone would quote from that.
     
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    Here's the Airplane one....

    "Great Jewish Athletes"
    (I'm not anti-semetic and Rod Carew was a great baseball player).
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Darwood @ May 15 2007, 08:26 AM) [snapback]442346[/snapback]</div>
    Sandy Koufax and Shawn Green
     
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    "The Engineer's Guide to Style"

    "What I Love about the Prius" by Rex Tillerson, CEO of ExxonMobil

    "Compassionate Conservatism"

    "My Life's Memories" by Alberto Gonzales
     
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    "My Real Life Experiences"' by Barak Hussein Obama

    "Wars the United States has Won", by Harry Reid

    "Aging Without Plastic Surgery", by Nancy Pelosi

    "People who Actually Like Me", by Hillary Clinton

    "My Brothers in Arms", by Jack Murtha

    "Fidelty in Marriage", by Bill Clinton

    "Communication Skills for Job Advancement", by Howard Dean

    "My Friend Chad", by AlGore

    "Truth in Film Media", by Michael Moore

    "French War Heroes", by Unknown

    "Making Peace with Your Enemies", Yassar Arafart

    "Breaking that Addiction Cycle", Teddy Kennedy
     
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    "How To Sustain A Musical Career" by Art Garfunkel

    "What I Won't Do for Money" by Donald Trump

    "Scientific Evidence for Intelligent Design"

    "The Marksman's Guide" by Dick Cheney

    "George Foreman's Book of Baby Names"

    "True Stories" by Bill O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh

    "The Iraq War Exit Strategy"
     
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    A couple more from my shelf of thinnest-ever-books... man it takes a lot of these books to fill up one shelf:

    Gas Stations I Frequent by Darrelldd
    Unknown Unknowns by Donal Rumsfeld
    Rational Discourse by Dr. Berman

    More from PriusChat authors?
     
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    Favorite French underarm deodorants.

    French military victories.

    The Chinese labor union guide.

    Eskimo basketball players that I have known.
     
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    And the thinnest book of all?

    Ethics by Bill Gates
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(syclone @ May 15 2007, 11:41 AM) [snapback]442475[/snapback]</div>
    hey now... there's a whole website dedicated to those! Just go to google, put it in, and click "I'm feeling lucky"...
     
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    Tony P. Schaefer: My Shortcomings and Flaws
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ichabod @ May 15 2007, 11:35 AM) [snapback]442435[/snapback]</div>
    Did not take you too long to go personal did it?

    Nice going - how do you feel now - better - stronger - smarter - more manly? Any insecurities you want to tell us about that we cannot discern for ourselves? Do you encourage your children to behave in the same way? Do you condone similar behavior patterns amongst your fellow family members?

    Why don't you take some time off - go for a walk - read a book - have a glass of wine - and grow up just a little - there is a thin hope that that might happen.



    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(larkinmj @ May 15 2007, 10:26 AM) [snapback]442394[/snapback]</div>
    Very good - love the Cheney and Garfunkel ones the best!
     
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  18. larkinmj

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    As long was we're engaging in France-bashing here, how about:

    "Reliable French Automobiles"

    "The "T" is silent- it's French, bitch!"- Stephen Colbert

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TonyPSchaefer @ May 15 2007, 12:57 PM) [snapback]442496[/snapback]</div>
    "Things I Don't Know" by Michael J. Larkin :lol:
     
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  19. patrickindallas

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ichabod @ May 15 2007, 10:35 AM) [snapback]442435[/snapback]</div>
    These Things I Know by patrickindallas

    Questions that Have Stumped Me by billmerchant

    Bad Advice I Have Given by charlessuitt

    My Collected Energy Bills by darelldd

    Ir de Compras by barbaram
     
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    How I Invented the Internet by Al Gore
    How to Talk to Your Child by Alec Baldwin
    Sick People I Won't Help by Mother Teresa
    Ways I'm a Good Example for America's Children by Paris Hilton
     
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