Question everything

Does it go to eleven?

 

Why is this thread still active?
Didn't I give the ultimate response back on page, oh, 5 or so?

 

If you don't like it, why are you even here?

 

Would you believe that my life could have been immeasurably enriched had I heard "foodgasm", say, in 1965? Did the world practice Catholic birth control on me by withdrawing it from my eyes? Is it jargon used only by Certified Foodies? And was that the funniest single movie scene ever filmed, with Meg Ryan the perfect actress to, er, pull it off?

 

Yes... yes... YES?!

 

Is it really possible to read between the ellipses?

 

How good are your eyes?

 

Should I get a microscope?

 

How about a magnifying glass like Sherlock Holmes?

 

Magnifique!

 

Whats the matter Jack? You lose your question mark or something? You wouldn't be taking liberties with us would ya? B)

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(eclectcmoi @ Jan 26 2007, 04:15 PM) [snapback]381424[/snapback]</div>

'Til now, you've only seen it in its flaccid state.

 

The questions always get bigger, don't they?

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Son of Squid @ Jan 26 2007, 07:00 PM) [snapback]381484[/snapback]</div>

The questions might get bigger, but without a question mark, isn't it only just a statement?

Oh... and just where is Flaccid? Is that in USA or Canada perhaps?

 

Maybe he's talking about Lake Flaccid, N.Y.?

 

Would you believe I was raised partly in Lake Flaccid? (he said, sitting erect)

 

Can one really take a road trip from Intercourse, Pennsylvania to Hooker, Arkansas, with a quick stop in Hot Coffee, Mississippi, and end up in Climax, North Carolina?