'Packing' for air travel

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  1. tochatihu

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    I am sure that readers know TSA rules, but here's one who did not:

    TSA officers at LAX discover surprising number of prohibited items in traveler’s carry-on | Transportation Security Administration

    Do open the image link showing contents of 'as-if' carry on:
    82 firecrackers not tiny ones. Dang.
    Large pepper spray or tear gas device. Also needed in flight?
    Two (unconvincing) replica guns. Nobody gon na 'take over' a flight with that sh*t.
    Three too-long knives. In-flight snacks need cutting.
    Tailoring scissors, if some too-long thread needs cutting.
    Personal favorite - many fragments of dry leaves. Hmmmm ...

    As you fly, with TSA on the job, your seat mates will not be packing like this.
     
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    hopefully, the aclu will come to the defense of this poor put upon traveler.

    i wonder if they gave her a drug test
     
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    Invoking and trashing ACLU based on nothing is far from your best work here.
     
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    apparently, my humour eludes you
     
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    Make better humor, such that others say they find it.

    Humblebrag: rarely, in reviewing manuscripts, I say something 'eluded' them. It's harsh.
     
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    mrs b finds me hilarious, not in a funny way though
     
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    ETC(SS) The OTHER One Percenter.....

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    tsa.gov news?

    Herd hitting journos....