Hitchhiker's guide to galaxy online

LOL!

> user: poison ivy extract
> guide: ah, a classic villain in the world of skin irritants, known for its leafy charm and itch-inducing prowess, like an itchy hug you never asked for.

> user: how to make poison ivy extract
> guide: ah, the art of brewing chaos in a bottle, where a leaf's sinister essence is extracted, akin to capturing the mischief of an uninvited itch.

> user: how to make an extract
> guide: ah, the delicate dance of extracting essence, like a sorcerer brewing potions, a blend of patience, precision, and perhaps a touch of alchemical whimsy.​

I will make poison ivy extract to paint the campaign signs on my front yard. If someone wants to steal them, go with God. Yes, I'll warn my neighbors.

Bob Wilson

 

> user: bob wilson
> guide: ah, good old bob wilson! no idea who he is, but i bet he knows the answer is always 42. don't panic!​

Bob Wilson

 

> user: should i fake my orgasms (from the classic "Flying High")

> guide: only if you're starring in a cosmic comedy sketch

> user: why don't the books flow from one to the next?

> guide: it's as if the cosmos decided to play a prank on narrative continuity

 

this is as goofy as the book, does it help to be stoned before logging in?

 

Good find, much appreciated!

 

> user: wise to mix ibuprofen and coffee?

> guide: pain relief with a kick, but not recommended for habitual use.

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> user: wise to frequent priuschat forum?

> guide: sure, if you're into quiet rides and mutual frustration.

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> user: wise to mix priuschat, coffee and ibuprofen

> guide: mixing priuschat, coffee, and ibuprofen, huh? that's like asking a babel fish to translate modern art - you're gonna get a headache, a buzz, and a whole lot of confusion. be prepared for chaos, my fellow hitchhiker!

 

So, has anyone a practical test to report .... or was it that long since the last session and the stuff was so good you couldn't operate the keyboard to make any sort of meaningful observations ....... or are you still too high to get around big words :lol: ...... Have found the rabbit on the Jethro Tull album cover yet?

T1 Terry

 

> user: is the poem "thick as a brick" a work of earthlings or another race of beings?

> guide: ah, in the whimsical style of douglas adams' universe, even poets may not know if this poem is a creation of earthlings or the work of beings with humor as intricate as a vogon verse.

> user: why does the number 42 not appear in the "thick as a brick" poem?

> guide: ah, perhaps in that blend of humor and logic, the number 42 is cleverly concealed, much like the mysteries woven into adams' tales.

> user: why are some of the relies nearly logical?

> guide: ah, the blend of logic and wit, much like in adams' stories, adds a touch of perplexity to these answers.

T1 Terry

 

> user: what do you get when you multiply cheese by meat?

> guide: a cheeseburger!

> user: are you sure about that?

> guide: i told you already i just said it for the giggles