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Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by jared2, Dec 7, 2006.

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  1. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    I think that Santa Claus hates me
    You'd think I was a screaming banshee
    He pooped in my stocking
     
    #141 Skwyre7, Dec 21, 2006
  2. jared2

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    I think that Santa Claus hates me
    You'd think I was a screaming banshee
    He pooped in my stocking
    But what's even more shocking
     
    #142 jared2, Dec 21, 2006
  3. TonyPSchaefer

    TonyPSchaefer Your Friendly Moderator
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    I think that Santa Claus hates me
    You'd think I was a screaming banshee
    He pooped in my stocking
    But what's even more shocking
    My wife can re-gift it, can't she?

    I once saw a tumble jum-tobler
     
    #143 TonyPSchaefer, Dec 21, 2006
  4. jared2

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    (Liked the oil of oley, but I see you noticed the rhyme was wrong) Re-gifting is great)
    [Moderator edit: busted! ;)]


    I once saw a tumble jum-tobler
    Riding a bumble-tub nobbler
     
    #144 jared2, Dec 21, 2006
  5. Skwyre7

    Skwyre7 What's the catch?

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    I once saw a tumble jum-tobler
    Riding a bumble-tub nobbler
    He gave me a wink
     
    #145 Skwyre7, Dec 21, 2006
  6. jared2

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    I once saw a tumble jum-tobler
    Riding a bumble-tub nobbler
    He gave me a wink
    I swore off the drink
     
    #146 jared2, Dec 21, 2006
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    I once saw a tumble jum-tobler
    Riding a bumble-tub nobbler
    He gave me a wink
    I swore off the drink
    Then gorged myself on the peach cobbler

    Last night I dreamed of Mrs Claus
     
    #147 chimohio, Dec 21, 2006
  8. jared2

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    Last night I dreamed of Mrs Claus
    Having a fight with her in-laws
     
    #148 jared2, Dec 21, 2006
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    Last night I dreamed of Mrs Claus
    Having a fight with her in-laws
    They really never approved
     
    #149 EddieF, Dec 21, 2006
  10. jared2

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    Last night I dreamed of Mrs Claus
    Having a fight with her in-laws
    They really never approved
    When she had Santa's whisky removed
     
    #150 jared2, Dec 21, 2006
  11. EddieF

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    Last night I dreamed of Mrs Claus
    Having a fight with her in-laws
    They really never approved
    When she had Santa's whisky removed
    But you must take the good with the flaws.

    There once was a man named Sedan
     
    #151 EddieF, Dec 22, 2006
  12. chimohio

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    There once was a man named Sedan
    Who was gonna rob the bank with his plan
     
    #152 chimohio, Dec 22, 2006
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    MegansPrius GoogleMeister, AKA bongokitty

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    There once was a man named Sedan
    Who was gonna rob the bank with his plan
    To open the safe
     
    #153 MegansPrius, Dec 22, 2006
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    There once was a man named Sedan
    Who was gonna rob the bank with his plan
    To open the safe
    With a shapely young waif
     
    #154 Starfall, Dec 22, 2006
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    There once was a man named Sedan
    Who was gonna rob the bank with his plan
    To open the safe
    With a shapely young waif
    And become a very rich man.

    I'm anything but a rich guy
     
    #155 EddieF, Dec 23, 2006
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(EddieF @ Dec 23 2006, 09:25 AM) [snapback]365966[/snapback]</div>
    Well, I don't think Longfellow has anything to worry about!
     
    #156 Wetnabber, Dec 23, 2006
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    There once was a man named Sedan
    Who was gonna rob the bank with his plan
    To open the safe
    With a shapely young waif
    And become a very rich man.

    I'm anything but a rich guy
    I'm timid & bashful & shy
     
    #157 Starfall, Dec 23, 2006
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    I'm anything but a rich guy
    I'm timid & bashful & shy
    If only you knew
     
    #158 dreichla, Dec 23, 2006
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    I'm anything but a rich guy
    I'm timid & bashful & shy
    If only you knew
    What my pets see me do
     
    #159 chimohio, Dec 23, 2006
  20. dreichla

    dreichla New Member

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    I'm anything but a rich guy
    I'm timid & bashful & shy
    If only you knew
    What my pets see me do
    You'd just shake your head and say, "Why?"

    I feel Santa's presence is near!
     
    #160 dreichla, Dec 24, 2006
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