Question everything

If a French hen kisses a chick wouldn't they be gay chicks? And I know... what's wrong with that, right?

 

We just discovered a rooster in my flock of 9 - is that now considered a harem?

 

Percher?

 

Dad? Impregnator? Alarm Clock? Early Riser? He-Who-Rules-the-Roost?

Whatever do you mean, StevO?

 

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when you look in the mirror, do you see an extinct reptile?

 

Do you quack like a thesaurus?

 

Do thesaurus lay eggs? What does that have to do with my anything? Can't you see I'm still waiting for the maids and the dancing ladies?

 

And waiting for the muffins to bake a delicious golden brown? Why don't we dump the stupid 11 lords a leaping verse and make it 11 muffins making (or baking)?

 

Would it be more in keeping with the spirit of the thing to keep the lords a-leaping and bake THEM to a delicious golden brown?

 

and pumpkin spice muffins? ^_^

 

Is it OK if I drizzle some eggnogg on a punkin' muffin?

Hey, did anyone else notice the time? How did it get to be so early in the morning all of a sudden? Why are the latest posts instantly 12 hours old? Do I have to go to work all over again? Is this today or yesterday? Can everyone say Twilight Zone?

 

Do do do do do do do do do do do do? Is Rod Serling around anywhere?

 

Can anyone dance the Time Warp from The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Can Rod Serling?

 

At 350° for 28 minutes?

 

until you can stick a toothpick in them and it comes out clean?

 

Where are we?

 

Wow, was that a step to the left?