Well, as soon as it comes, I'll finally have a vanity plate <blockquote>HUMMR3</blockquote> My sister thinks it is hilarious but my fiancee and her daughter don't understand why it is funny. Do I trade in: My sister My Prius My license plate My fiancee, her daugher, and that damned whiny mini-dog? Or just persevere? PS - It *IS* funny, isn't it?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Davey Bob @ Nov 19 2006, 09:19 AM) [snapback]351718[/snapback]</div> By all means, keep the Prius. You get rid of that and you"ll regret it: maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon...and for the rest of your life. The license plate IS funny, but I think I'd go for HUMMR4 since there is a real H3 out there. H4 might scare some people, and scaring is always funny, especially around Halloween season. Your fiancée is a problem. A sense of humor is the most important characteristic of marriages that last over eight months. Ask her what her suggestion is for a vanity plate and put it out here for us to vote on the funnier one. Winner takes all! Her daughter is going to need braces soon and that'll cost you a fortune. Besides, she doesn't really like you. My ex-wife has a little mini-dog. Ex-wife, get my drift? You know how long dogs live? Get a real Prius dog: a golden retriever or some breed that can enjoy a beer with you. With dogs and wives, cute is an over-rated concept. I'd like to meet your sister.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Alnilam @ Nov 19 2006, 01:01 PM) [snapback]351729[/snapback]</div> OK, need to get some things straight: My sister is single but a lawyer. In New Jersey. I lvoe her but you don't want to meet her. Unless you're a lawyer. In New Jersey. The dog isn't THAT mini and cute as hell (it is a Fred McMurray dog) but definitely whines, and whines, and whines, especially at the WRONG moment. The fiancee usually has a sense of humour but .... hmmm....???? The daughter is 17, smart as a whip, absurdly funny and random, and likes me a lot. But damn, I missed that there was a Hummer 3 already. Drat!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Davey Bob @ Nov 19 2006, 10:28 AM) [snapback]351739[/snapback]</div> Davey Bob, Feed the Fred McMurray dog the beer. That'll shut him up! (The dog didn't learn whining from your fiancée, I hope! If so, give her a beer too.) I see you're thinking deeply about the fiancée. If that doesn't work out, just adopt the daughter: she sounds OK after all. Have your sister draw up the papers. Demand child support! And watch your language on PriusChat! (<strike>Drat</strike>!) There are Sailors on-line here! Bobby Bob
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Davey Bob @ Nov 19 2006, 01:28 PM) [snapback]351739[/snapback]</div> <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Alnilam @ Nov 19 2006, 03:19 PM) [snapback]351769[/snapback]</div> Another option since the daugter is 17 and likes you - keep dating the mother until the daughter is 18; then marry the daughter. :lol:
My problem with the plate is that the H3 already exists. In my opinion, a better plate would be [HUMMR 4]. Keep them all. Stick to your guns. It'll all blow over.
It's funny. Keep everything. If they complain too much, threaten to get a DVD boxed set of The Three Stooges.
