Why is dubya suddenly so nice And no one's heard lately from Rice Did they finally give in Engaging in sin? I never did think he was pious. I have a small hole in my arm Just gave blood, no cause for alarm
I have a small hole in my arm Just gave blood, no cause for alarm It's better, it's said, Than a hole in the head And for sympathy, works like a charm People say Borat's a must-see! But I couldn't stand Ali-G
People say Borat's a must-see! But I couldn't stand Ali-G The gang-sign fingers And all the bling-blinger Made me wish he'd get stung by a bee! What a good movie was "The Departed," My ravings are not half-hearted!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jared2 @ Nov 14 2006, 11:49 AM) [snapback]348923[/snapback]</div> But if the Kazakhs are pissed and feel like they've been dissed then maybe Borat's a movie for me My Prius gas mileage is nil when I'm driving up a steep hill
My Prius gas mileage is nil when I'm driving up a steep hill But when downhill I coast, " 60 MPG!" I boast, And the speed makes my 3-year old squeal! (Continued from above) People say Borat's a must-see! But I couldn't stand Ali-G The gang-sign fingers And all the bling-blinger Made me wish he'd get stung by a bee! What a good movie was "The Departed," My ravings are not half-hearted!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(livelychick @ Nov 14 2006, 12:19 PM) [snapback]348964[/snapback]</div> But with DiCaprio and Marky-Mark For whom acting's not an art I'll wait til DVD renting has started For a fun little flick go rent "Mumford" It's fresh and provides some nice comfort
What a good movie was "The Departed," My ravings are not half-hearted! It's so good, you see I'll buy the DVD If it's not out I'll be broken-hearted! The Pope, it is said, can't be wrong He always wins at Mahjong
The Pope, it is said, can't be wrong He always wins at Mahjong And when the game's done There's more ways to have fun It's better than Falun Gong Are limericks worse than cliches? For passing the hours and days?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jared2 @ Nov 15 2006, 07:11 AM) [snapback]349458[/snapback]</div> Not so, says VinceDee and Livelychick agrees This thread is fun in many ways My Windows is slowing to a crawl Should I reinstall or do nothing at all?
My Windows is slowing to a crawl Should I reinstall or do nothing at all? I could do nothing But nothing comes of nothing Out of nothing comes nothing at all A big tidal wave hit Japan today But I think 16 inches is fey
A big tidal wave hit Japan today But I think 16 inches is fey If you don't know the word You could be a nerd Most people are; that's ok. Of cliches we've had enough for a day "Life is too short", so they say
Of cliches we've had enough for a day. "Life is too short", so they say. Praise be to idiom (and God bless Joan Didion, my word mentor, far and away.)
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(prius biker @ Nov 15 2006, 04:06 PM) [snapback]349816[/snapback]</div> Oops, sorry, biker. There once was a young man from Kent noooooo... A megalomaniac's tough to deal with, he's 'specially rough
A megalomaniac's tough to deal with, he's 'specially rough He's got a big head On eggs I must tread And still he goes off in a huff Beer's a most wonderful drink A brilliant invention I think
Beer's a most wonderful drink A brilliant invention I think But the more beer I sup The harder to get it up So really, I think beer stinks Now coffee's the drink for me Except when I'm having some tea
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jared2 @ Nov 16 2006, 07:40 AM) [snapback]350129[/snapback]</div> But "Tea," said the Duke "makes me want to just puke" "But it's what Britons drink, and that's me." Now whiskey, that's the drink for me Start my morning with a flask (or three)
Now whiskey, that's the drink for me Start my morning with a flask (or three) For slay'in a dragon I'll be quaff'in a flagon O' whiskey for courage mon ami Politics and Religion I now eschew To rant and rave on nothing new It's such a bore I can't take it no more And, I have to ask, can you? [Ok, I did the whole thing this time. Sorry. Feel free to start another.]
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jared2 @ Nov 16 2006, 12:15 PM) [snapback]350186[/snapback]</div> Here goes: Superman led a great life Then Lois became his new wife
Actually, what you're trying to say is, Priuses suck, or Prii suck. "Prius's" with an apostrophe indicates the posessive, and that does not appear to be what you meant. Can someone help me with a limerick? I'm terrible with these. Maybe something about our little friend who doesn't have a command of punctuation and lives under a bridge...?
