I'm having a difficult time Making some of these limericks rhyme. So they gave me a license To poetize nonsense It's like talking in a pantomime Speghetti's a wonderful feast With bread just baked from flour and yeast
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dragonfly @ Nov 10 2006, 08:52 PM) [snapback]347334[/snapback]</div> Spaghetti's a wonderful feast With bread baked from flour and yeast. The carbos run high But I'll mange 'til I die, With a bottle of vino (at least!) The cobwebs are filling my head So I think I'll bop up to my bed,
The cobwebs are filling my head So I think I'll bop up to my bed, Seven hours of sleep Only dreaming of sheep Then awake no longer feeling like dead George Bush started drinking cheap gin When the democrats started to win
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(prius biker @ Nov 11 2006, 05:05 AM) [snapback]347393[/snapback]</div> George Bush started drinking cheap gin When the democrats started to win He passed out on his bed With a nucular head Mumbling "Poppy, please help me again!" Karl Rove's looking out for new work But there's not much demand for a jerk.
Karl Rove's looking out for new work But there's not much demand for a jerk Not yet, but give him a minute '08 is in sight, he wants to win it till then, 'round 'bout he will lurk Hope is high for Pelosi and friends While Osama is free, Iraq mends
Hope is high for Pelosi and friends While Osama is free, Iraq mends They were sure left a mess It'll help nonetheless Thank heavens we bucked political trends Of course the biggest news of the week ( ) America's "sweet tart" and that freak
Of course the biggest news of the week America's "sweet tart" and that freak Let's stop all the fussing It's not worth discussing The lives of the mighty and shiek For my Prius I did learn today Of a new toy for which I will pay
For my Prius I did learn today Of a new toy for which I will pay If I may be blunt It's a bra for the front But, what will the neighbors say? There once was a man who would sneeze Each time he misplaced his keys
My car’s right by Mission Viejo The Hummer’s speed by because they’re “a†hoes I said, “though your Humming - your fuel use is numbing Won’t you help remove al-queda funding?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(terri @ Nov 12 2006, 11:44 AM) [snapback]347826[/snapback]</div> ....above is the "starter" from my post for the next person....
There once was a man who would sneeze Each time he misplaced his keys So he said what the heck Hung his keys from his neck Now he'd only sneeze in the breeze So the women sent men out to play With an order they'd better obey
So the women sent men out to play With an order they'd better obey Be home by eleven Or we swear by heaven You'll come with us clothes-shopping all day So the men sent the women out to play With an order they'd better obey
So the men sent the women to play With an order they'd better obey girls gathered to huddle in fury did muddle they sailed 'way, bidding men and kids stay Women had fun going isle to isle leaving men, and dishes to pile
Women had fun going isle to isle leaving men, and dishes to pile But the maps left them muddled And even befuddled You see, map-reading's not really their style Should Rummy and Cheney be tried? There's really no doubt that they lied
In the end they just might. I can help book the flight. And now Condoleeza can't hide. So I'm sitting here watching TV. The talking heads are speaking at me.
So I'm sitting here watching TV Talking heads are a-speaking to me. "In New York," says Blitzer, "the new Guv is Spitzer!" Aren't those reindeer? Or is that just me? In the House you must really go see our new Madame Speaker P'losi. She'll preside like an artisan (even sometimes bipartisan!) It's a new page in House history. If politics isn't your bag and these lim'ricks are making you gag
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Jack Kelly @ Nov 14 2006, 02:25 AM) [snapback]348617[/snapback]</div> Take heart in the knowledge That your days in that college Have helped you fund that new Jag. There once was a man named Pete He wished he could purchase some meat. . .
There once was a man named Pete He wished he could purchase some meat With his wife vegetarian And Pete, no contrarian It looks like she had Pete beat O how can I change all the settings The ideas on PC are upsetting!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jared2 @ Nov 14 2006, 10:58 AM) [snapback]348710[/snapback]</div> I'll just take a breath This scares me to death Oops - that's the wrong button, I'm betting! Can anyone tell me how long I have to endure this song. . .
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dreichla @ Nov 14 2006, 10:42 AM) [snapback]348847[/snapback]</div> Can anyone tell me how long I have to endure this song. . . but it's Britney's latest and though I do hate it it's catchy and makes me sing along Why is dubya suddenly so nice And no one's heard lately from Rice
