2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule 7:00 PM Opening flag burning 7:15 PM Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations 7:30 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 7:40 PM Nonreligious prayer and worship: Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton 8:00 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 8:05 PM Ceremonial tree hugging 8:15 PM Gay Wedding: Barney Frank, presiding 8:30 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 8:35 PM Free Saddam Rally: Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon 9:00 PM Keynote speech: "The Proper Etiquette for Surrender", French President Jacques Chirac 9:15 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 9:20 PM Collection to Benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund 9:30 PM Unveiling of Plan to Free Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay: Sean Penn 9:40 PM Why I hate the Military: A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton 9:45 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 9:50 PM Dan Rather receives "Truth in Broadcasting" award, presented by Michael Moore 9:55 P.M Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 10:00 PM Presentation: "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers", by Howard Dean 10:30 PM Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton for President by Mahmud Ahnadinejad 11:00 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 11:05 PM Al Gore reinvents the Internet 11:15 PM "Our Troops are War Criminals", presented by John Kerry 11:30 PM Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton 12:00 AM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 12:15 A.M Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home 2008 Republican party National Convention Schedule Dennis Hastert and Mark Foley have been appointed co-chairmen of the Republican National Convention scheduling committee. They have had to postpone the start because they have another Republican Party project to complete. They are currently working on the last 10 Pages.
2008 Republican National Convention Schedule 7:00 PM Opening flag salute (anyone not saluting will be declared an "Enemy Combatant" and sent to Guantanamo Bay) 7:15 PM Pledge of Allegiance to the NAACP (National Association for the Advancement of Corrupt Politicians) 7:30 PM Gay Bashing Ceremony: Ted Haggard 7:40 PM Christian Fundamentalist Prayer and Worship: Ted Haggard 8:00 PM Christening of the Official Water-Boarding Fountain 8:05 PM Ceremonial Page Hugging: Mark Foley 8:15 PM Hypocritic Oath administered by special guest Tony Blair 8:30 PM Dennis Hastert proposes a toast....and a pizza, and a side of bacon, and... 8:35 PM "Kill 'em all let God sort 'em out" Rally: Dick Cheney and Don Rumsfeld 9:00 PM Keynote speech: "How to make anything appear to be connected to Terrorism", Colin Powell 9:15 PM Eating of the ritual Yellow Cake 9:20 PM Collection to Benefit Harry Whittington's Surgical Reconstruction Fund 9:30 PM Unveiling of Plan to secretly Jail Any Domestic Opposition to Our Will: Michael Chertoff 9:40 PM How to Skip Class in the Military: A short talk by George W. Bush 9:45 PM Swift Boat Veterans Choir sings "However Much I Booze" 9:50 PM Anne Coulter receives "Truth in Writing" award, presented by Bill O'Reilly 9:55 P.M "How I personally saved everyone in New York on 9/11" by Rudy Giuliani 10:00 PM Presentation: "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down America's standing in the world", by John McCain 10:30 PM Statement by Alberto Gonzales that Presidential Term Limit no longer applies: George W. Bush declared King of the United States 11:00 PM Dennis Hastert proposes a toast...and a casserole, and a chocolate cake, and... 11:05 PM Rush Limbaugh given lifetime Foot-In-Mouth award: Michael J. Fox 11:15 PM Presentation of the Abu Ghraib Award for Creative Torture 11:30 PM Official removal of John McCains lips from King George's butt 12:00 AM Paramedics called to restart Dennis Hastert's heart so he can go home 12:15 AM Dick Cheney puts his "George" puppet back into it's suitcase, gets in his limo (driven by Karl Rove) and goes back to his hole under the rock.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(VinceDee @ Nov 9 2006, 02:14 PM) [snapback]346402[/snapback]</div> Is this original? If so, congratulations! If not, thanks for finding it.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jared2 @ Nov 9 2006, 11:26 AM) [snapback]346411[/snapback]</div> I just filled in Syclone's schedule with my own....thanks. Vince
