Question everything

Would that be double the pleasure, double the fun?

 

Got any gum?

 

When you loose your teeth isn't that all you have?

 

I flew coach this past weekend, and can you guess what they served for breakfast?

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Cheap! @ Nov 8 2006, 02:03 AM) [snapback]345312[/snapback]</div>

Toast? No, wait, muffins?

 

Where did you go?

 

Was it ok that I went?

 

Well, why did you go?

 

Why did you come back?

 

Do you think that mode of travel was the best way to go?

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Cheap! @ Nov 7 2006, 10:03 PM) [snapback]345312[/snapback]</div>

Didn't you know that we called ahead and ordered that special breakfast treat for you? And bet you thought of this thread too, didn't you?

 

What? No morning-after muffins?

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(MarinJohn @ Nov 8 2006, 11:44 AM) [snapback]345511[/snapback]</div>

Is a morning-after muffin what you eat with the morning-after pill?

 

Does that ease the OOPS?

 

Why wouldn't it?

 

Muffins cure all?

 

If muffins do cure all, could they be interchangeable with a mother's kiss?

 

Do you have an Oedipus complex?

 

Oedipus, eat a muffin, what's the difference?