The mid-term elections are tense, I wish people would get off the fence Your vote won't be sold Unless by Diebold Your vote is their's to dispense BMW drivers are jerks And also those driving Mercs
BMW drivers are jerks And also those driving Mercs but SUVs and their girth will be the death of our Earth so vote "green" and get all the good perks Republicans have had their 10 years I think that it's time to switch gears
Republicans have had their 10 years I think that it's time to switch gears 10 years in reverse Have made things much worse And put the budget in arrears. The generals said "What's after a trillion?" The generals said "What's after a zillion?"
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(darelldd @ Nov 6 2006, 04:44 PM) [snapback]344697[/snapback]</div> Complete the previous limerick first! Or do you want me to?
The generals said "What's after a trillion?" The generals said "What's after a zillion?" The wars taking so long So they decided it's wrong To draft another three billion The driver went into the bar But forgot he was driving his car
The driver went into the bar But forgot he was driving his car After shot number five He went for a drive Now they're peeling him off of the tar. Barry Manilow just sang a song And many good people joined along
Barry Manilow just sang a song And many good people joined along Till the waitress brought food out, Said "In deference to his snout, Don't pour pepper near Barry, that's just wrong!" In the deep dark damp well of a cave Was a little boy feeling quite brave
He found a sword fighter Who was wielding a lighter And he shouted, "have at you there, knave!" Priuschat's such a great site. Except when the members fight.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TonyPSchaefer @ Nov 6 2006, 08:07 PM) [snapback]344824[/snapback]</div> PriusChat's such a great site Except when the members all fight. Then TonyPSchaefer Says, "Don't talk that way, sir, Or I'll kick your butt off for the night!" I get 46 mpg As I drive up the coast, by the sea.
PriusChat's such a great site Except when the members all fight. Then TonyPSchaefer Says, "Don't talk that way, sir, Or I'll kick your butt off for the night!" I get 46 mpg As I drive up the coast, by the sea. I driveto glimpse birds of tallon, I drive to bear witness to the magnificent redwood trees. What is happening to our earth, The glorious one who gave us birth.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Paul R. Haller @ Nov 7 2006, 02:18 AM) [snapback]344875[/snapback]</div> Some say it's a crock The truth they do mock They'll find there is no cause for mirth Neo-cons have one default They bellow "it's all Clinton's fault!"
Neo-cons have one default They bellow "it's all Clinton's fault!" Then they elected a loser-- Not much of a muser-- I'm tired of hearing them exalt! I just took my son down to vote I'm living on a positive note
I just took my son down to vote I'm living on a positive note I say with a grin I hope Democrats win That would definitely float my boat My Prius is such a great car On little gas I can go far
My Prius is such a great car On little gas I can go far As I pass each gas station Lines of SUVs waitin' I laugh out loud, "Har dee har har!" I voted to boot old Arnold out because he's shown he can be such a lout
I just took my son down to vote I'm living on a positive note But Bush is a pain And Cheney's his brain I sometimes abandon all hope Increasingly I'm of the conviction That chat rooms can be quite an addiction
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Proco @ Nov 7 2006, 07:21 AM) [snapback]344955[/snapback]</div> My Prius is such a great car On little gas I can go far I can drive to the snow On 4 gallons or so And, same tank, I return to Del Mar. Karl Rove's running nervous today While the Reps and the Dems have their say.
Catching up on all the entries so far ... I voted to boot old Arnold out because he's shown he can be such a lout I don't like his style It fills me with bile He's someone I can do without ----------------------------- Increasingly I'm of the conviction That chat rooms can be quite an addiction I spend so much time From morn to nighttime It's really a major affliction ----------------------------- Karl Rove's running nervous today While the Reps and the Dems have their say. Neo-cons on the ropes Have given us hope That soon he will just go away ----------------------------- Trying to find the right meter For lim'ricks could be so much sweeter
I voted to boot old Arnold out because he's shown he can be such a lout Let's send B actors packing For talent the're lacking So little, in fact, they have n'owt If you're a brain-dead patrician T'is certain you'll be a polititian
Trying to find the right meter For lim'ricks could be so much sweeter If the pay could be better If they paid by the letter Or, failing that, paid by the litre Of terror alerts I am so tired In the streets of Iraq we are mired
