This is simple. You know what a limerick is: Two rhyming lines with three beats, followed by two rhyming lines of two beats each, followed by another three-beat line that rhymes with the first two. Humor is highly desirable. I will provide a starting line in the first post. Copy that line and add a line. Next person copy those two lines and add a line, etc. If you complete the limerick, also provide the opening line for the next one. Here are the first 2 lines - The war in Iraq is so bad I increasingly feel we've been had
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jared2 @ Nov 6 2006, 09:56 AM) [snapback]344543[/snapback]</div> With Rummy and Dick I get constantly sick. If you vote for their friends you are mad. 2nd Verse, not like the first: I bought me a Prius last June My friends thought me daft as a loon.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Alnilam @ Nov 6 2006, 01:09 PM) [snapback]344553[/snapback]</div> I bought me a Prius last June My friends thought me daft as a loon. I said, "You'll regret it" When gas you can't get it Or the price goes up to the moon. While profits at Exxon are soaring The pols in Washington go on whoring
While profits at Exxon are soaring The pols in Washington go on whoring I'm on minimum wage I can't find me a page Without money and sex life is boring! My day started of quite a bummer. I was hit in the rear by a Hummer.
My day started of quite a bummer. I was hit in the rear by a Hummer. The driver of the Hummer (A young up and commer) Was just like me, only dumber.
I thank God each day I'm an atheist Of dishes, it is really the tastiest I avoid all the masses Don't put money in baskets I don't care about who is the chastiest I once had a puppy named Skipper He was happy and bouncy and chipper
I once had a puppy named Skipper He was happy and bouncy and chipper But Skipper got older And Skipper got bolder And he has become a lot hipper
Shiite or Sunni, who cares? I know that there's bad guys out there Be you with or agin' us? Drive you Hummer or Prius? Gay-tree-hugger-Constitution-loving-Liberals! Beware! On my way to the voting precinct I was stopped by a big guy who stinked
On my way to the voting precinct I was stopped by a big guy who stinked This man was obscene He lived in a dream He assured me 9/11 and Saddam were linked The neocons led me astray The neocons had their own way
The neocons led me astray The neocons had their own way And then one-by-one They were coming undone Come tomorrow they'll all have to pay I was hired as Tom Foley's page I admired the guy, what a sage!
I was hired as Tom Foley's page I admired the guy, what a sage! Then one sunny day last May He whispered to me "I'm gay" And it threw Dennis Hastert into a rage In '04 I voted for Bush because I thought he had a cute tush
In '04 I voted for Bush because I thought he had a cute tush His tush may be cute But his mind makes me puke And his cronies have jobs that are cush I don't think I'll make it to payday I think I will have to say "Mayday"
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dragonfly @ Nov 6 2006, 01:44 PM) [snapback]344577[/snapback]</div> :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Chastiest. Some truthiness there!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(livelychick @ Nov 6 2006, 04:00 PM) [snapback]344671[/snapback]</div> Chastiest was good.
I don't think I'll make it to payday I think I will have to say "Mayday" And think about debt That I haven't paid yet Like Congress now in its spending hey-day. The mid-term elections are tense, I wish people would get off the fence
