Question everything

Coming from a 6-foot tall talking mouse, would it matter?

 

Did you know that at Disneyland, Mickey and all the other costumed characters aren't allowed to talk?

 

Then why did Cinderella ask for my number?

 

Do you think they got the idea from the guards at Buckingham Palace?

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Skwyre7 @ Oct 20 2006, 02:37 PM) [snapback]335676[/snapback]</div>

Are you dialing those "900" numbers again?

 

If they did, why don't they have to stand still?

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dreichla @ Oct 20 2006, 02:38 PM) [snapback]335677[/snapback]</div>

How can I resisit 1-900-4-DISNEY?

 

For a good time... call the Happiest Place on Earth?

 

Would that be the garden of good and evil?

 

Perhaps just the Garden of Good?

 

Did I see that number on the bathroom wall?

 

Which bathroom wall? Can I see it too?

 

Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to?

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(eclectcmoi @ Oct 20 2006, 06:01 PM) [snapback]335881[/snapback]</div>

Jenny, are you going to change your number?

 

Why can't I get that song out of my head now?

 

May I suggest you start singing that annoying "It's a Small World" song from Disney instead?

 

Couldn't you pick ANY other song than that????

 

What? Wasn't I being helpful? B)

 

What do you mean by "helpful," really?

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Starfall @ Oct 20 2006, 08:02 PM) [snapback]335909[/snapback]</div>

If you really want to help, could you please send me some money?

 

How much?