It definitely takes a special kind of person to join a forum like this. But hey, they thought Einstein was crazy too!
Do the spam emails I get about hot Asians wanting to meet me count? I hear from some who had that equipment from the factory that it can be a lot of trouble.
The lack of personal protective equipment is an absolute disgrace. I cannot do my job without it but it has been almost impossible to get hold of. After three weeks I finally managed to put together what I needed bit by bit on the overpriced internet and even had to make my own face mask Yesterday was my first day back at work and I am happy to report that I managed to carry out a very successful armed robbery in Cleveland.
Hoarders got all the toilet paper before I could get some at the local market. Taking a massive dump, I almost panicked as I realized we had none left in the house. "Desperate times call for unusual measures," I thought.. I got myself cleaned off but I think in a few hours my wife will not be happy when goes to put on her wig.
During this virus lockdown I got bored so I decided to hold a wet t-shirt contest. Looking at them hanging on the line, I've decided I like my red one the best.
From the diary of a parent..... ".....April 21, 2020 - Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.... .....May 11, 2020 - Day 19 of Homeschooling: My child just said: “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year.”
Another fun thing to do while you're locked down: Put liquor bottles in every room of the house. Tonight, get all dressed up and going bar hopping.
Old EMT joke ... Do you know the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? . . . . The taste.
