Coronavirus Jokes

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  1. stevepea

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    If kids toilet-papered neighborhood houses this year, the residents would send them thank-you cards!
     
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    From 2 years ago but appropriate now...
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    "I don't think it's going to be that hard to stay 6 feet away from my wife during the outbreak...that's 94 feet closer than the restraining order says." .... #coronavirusjokes
     
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    It's even worse than that. In this game all the aisles are "One Way Only".
     
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    The coronavirus has even affected ISIS. They've had to lay off all their suicide bombers due to insufficient crowd sizes.
     
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    For the record, I am a senior citizen and I know this is in really bad taste:

    Q. Why did the Corona virus cross the road?

    A. To help seniors cross to the other side.
     
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    tasteless...yes, an we'll all be there one day
    funny as he77..absolutely
    an excellent take on an old classic..
     
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    For the first time in history, we can help save the world just by lying on the couch watching TV all day.

    Turns out I've been saving the world for years.
     
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    Look a little like the packets my "Uncle Sam" used to send me out with -- that and a P-38 -- I still carry a P-38 on my key ring -- plays havoc with pocket liners -- ask your grandpa what a key ring is...

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    A new question has been added to the mathematics section of the California high school proficiency exam:

    "Helen uses seven sheets of toilet paper every time she poops. She poops an average of twice a day. If she bought sixty 12-packs of 1000 sheet per roll toilet paper and the coronavirus isn't even in her suburb yet, how many days will the idiot's supply last?
     
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    I declare shenanigans. Who poops twice a day? Zoom, zoom.:p
     
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