Avast, me hearties!

arrgghhh, and i just got the parrot for me shoulder! :lol:

 

Avast me maties, observe the Wench Swap, er Wife Swap show Monday night on ABC. Ol' Chumbucket will be swoppin' his mate with a landlubber.

Mad Sally takes on the Landlubbers

Cap'n Slappy may be still available. But not for long. Buccaneer Bachelor

Brit Pirates

Aussies

 

galaxee, you'd better hurry to teach your parrot to swear like a pirate!

(Maybe you should take him to work with you?)

Are you going to rename your car 'The Black Pearl?'

 

For a second there, I thought this string was concerning something new about the free Avast . . . anti-virus program. :mellow:

http://avast.com/

Oh well . . . AVAST! YE MATIES!

 

A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"

-- piratejokes.net

 

What to pirates learn in school? The 3 ARRRRRRRS

Where do pirates like to eat when on the road? ARRRRBYS :lol:

 

Here are my two favorite pirate jokes:

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buck an ear.

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, “Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your pants?â€
The Pirate says, “Aye, its driving me nuts!â€

 

I assume that everyone here knows that Pirates and Ninjas do not get along.

Here is my favorite review of Pirates of the Carribean -- Dead Man's Chest, by the Ninja at AskANinja.com

http://askaninja.com/node/1175 (that link seems to be erratic, here it is elsewhere: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK8SsHV3yLs)

 

Yo; Ho!

 

:wacko: Yo, ho, ho . . . Must – grab – me – a – wrench. :wacko:
. . . um, I mean a wench.

Hey, I'm still a Piratespeak learner. :lol:

 

A pirate comes walking into a dockside tavern. He has a wooden leg, a hook instead of a hand, and an eye patch. He sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The curious young man sitting next to him asks the pirate how he came to have a wooden leg.

The pirate replies, "Well, I was standing on the deck of me ship one day and a wave washed me overboard, then a shark came along and bit me leg off."

The young man then asks, "Well then, how did you lose your hand?" To this the pirate answered, "Many years ago, I was fighting the Brittish and one of the bastards cut me hand off! They couldn't find a hand, so they put this hook on me."

The young man then asked, "How did you lose your eye?"

The pirate replies, "I was standing on the deck of me boat, and a sea gull crapped in me eye." The young man, now completely confused says, "That's it? No fantastic story? A sea gull crapped in your eye and you lost it?"

The pirate says, "Well, it was me first day with me hook..."

 

Har, har there me maties is time to hoist the main sail on me prius an sail to barnical bills for a wee bit more rum..aiee B)

 

Arrrgh. What a coincidence. Tomorrow is Walk Like an Egyptian day!

 

I know it's past the 19th but..


what type of clothes do pirates ask for........ARRRRRR-mani