Just some Prius Humor

anybody?

 

Pickup duty at the airport today; we blended right in...

 

Mine get's a ton of compliments.

But none of the previous Prii got any compliments other than the interior space.

 

Maybe he got bored waiting for the PriusChat servers to fix themselves

 

This is on mine. I couldn’t resist.

 

I'll have to make one similar to yours. But with my average speed over life of the car being only 33 MPH, mine will say "Never!" lol

 

So you are calling me a "nobody"?! That's a plug-in!

 

Not on my car, actually found it on Facebook. Thought it needed to be posted here.

 

Here is some Prius humor for you, tongue firmly planted in the check. After 13 years I finally sold my 2006 Prius with some Seattle humor. The online ad went something like this:

Introducing the 2006 Toyota Prius

Do you want to turn back the clock and reminisce about the early 2000’s now that the current presidential clown makes Dubya look like Abraham Lincoln? You know, when gas was at Iraq War prices, but you don’t care because you own a 2006 Prius. Well get ready to piss off that Chevy Tahoe owner while parking downtown when you snuggle into a parking space the size of a Ikea couch. You can haul your dog, your significant other, your baby, and that Whole Foods grocery load for pennies at the pump. Just don’t expect that your baby will think its cool when you hand them the keys for their high school graduation.

You have questions? The 2006 Prius has features.

Does it have a coffee mug holder? Yes
Does it have backup camera? Yes
Does it have a LCD dash display in Tron-like colors showing engine efficiency? Yes
Does it have enough room to fit all of your KEXP, NPR and Coexist stickers on the back bumper? Yes
Can it sneak up on pedestrians like a penny pinching panther because it’s so quiet? Heck yes!
Can it turn tighter than a Seattle neighborhood roundabout circle? Oh yeah!
Is the body in perfect condition? Is yours?
Do you need to drive in ice and snow? Do you know how to put on chains? I didn’t think so. Call your buddy with the Subaru to drive you to top of Queen Anne hill during the next snomaggedon.
Does it go as fast as a Tesla? This ain’t The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift even though it was designed in Tokyo. It’s more like The Frugal and the Fancy Free: Seattle Thrift, but I can guarantee that this red sled accelerates from 0 to Seattle-stop-and-go traffic speed on a low-carbon fuel diet you can afford.

This car will not get you laid. It will not get jealous looks from your truck nuts driving cousin in Arkansas. What it will do is get you from point A to point Z with no complaints while you blast your Justin Timberlake SexyBack MP3 compact disc compilation on the stereo. For the list price you can be the next owner of a vintage 2006 Prius, the original hybrid that runs on gas and the smug satisfaction you are basically paying half-price for a fill up.

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Apparently this did the trick. It sold in 3 hours. Hope the next owner treats her well.

 

Here’s another one I stole from, I mean found on Facebook. LoL

 

Probably not true, but could break the ice with tailgaters.

 

Probably gets some drivers to pull up closer to get a better look lol

 

Well, at least they'd have sort of an excuse for tailgating.

 

a better pic would have a mechanical arm attached to the drivers door waving traffic behind around and bigger letters on the hatch that read
IT'S FLOORED.
any photo shoppers in the area?

 

Put an arm decal on the rear wiper and turn that on when traffic approaches perhaps? LoL

 

Yes, no, maybe?

 

Needs flames.

 

That car is actually local to me. It is likely the only one of its kind in that color combo.

 

I sure hope so. LOL! I guess if you can't get a red Prime, you have to do something to make it easy to find in the parking lot.