I once had a cartoon with a man standing next to a car. The caption was "Toy Ota". The panel underneath had the same man standing next to a giant car, with the caption "Real Ota".
@JimboPalmer, that reminds me of the doctor complaining to his plumber about how much it cost to get his broken pipe fixed. He said, "I don't even charge that much." The plumber said, "I know. I used to be a doctor." I guess you could change "plumber" to "mechanic" and "pipe" to "transmission."