Why did the Prius owner cross the road?

"Hey, is that a battery laying over there?" If I go get it I can hook it up to my Prius for extended EV range! (Darrel) :lol:
He can't cross the road until July 15th. (Danny)
Cause the secret truth about acetone is on the other side. (Windstrings)
So she can get to her computer to answer your "What's wrong with my Prius" question. (Galaxee)
Part of him is already there. (12InchPrius)
To ponder the reasons why there is a road to cross. (Dr. E)
Cause there's a Prius Mods store there (DocVijay)

Ok someone else take it from here.

 

NAV lady error.

Look, gas for 2 cents less!

Let's follow that Prius with 2 kayaks on the roof.

Uh oh headwinds. I'm going back.

They didn't wave back at us. Get 'em!

 

For South Park viewers:

To say "Thaaaannnnkkkksssss, Good for you!!!" to another Prius owner across the street.

Cross-wind blew their fart across the street before they could smell it.

 

to take the long way to their destination for better mpg...?

 

The 2007 with the plug-in option was on display at the dealer.

 

While going out to get the early morning paper and having just installed Darells LEDs the day before, he didn't want to scare the neighborhood into thinking the aliens from Close Encounters of the Third Kind had just moved in.

 

LOL Those are really good! I just thought it was because a chicken was driving? :mellow:

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(grasshopper @ Jun 21 2006, 09:06 PM) [snapback]274975[/snapback]</div>

Gets my vote for first prize!

 

To go to a gas station that was .001¢ cheaper.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(withersea @ Jun 21 2006, 03:59 PM) [snapback]274808[/snapback]</div>

uh...because he was in stealth mode :blink: :blink:

 

Shady parking place.

 

'because it was downhill.

 

It was the chicken's day off

 

well that would depend...

if it were the road of reason:

it would be for reduced operating costs, excellent features, roominess in a economical package

if it were the road of conscious:

because i care about my environment and i dont want to face my child and answer him when he asks me "why did i screw up his world?"


if it was the road of progess:

because, well actually my signature says it all

 

...to get gas after trying to set a tank mileage record and not heeding the flashing pip.

...to escape an angry mob of carpoolers who saw the prius owner by themselves in the HOV lane.

...there was a Prius owner on the other side to wave to.

 

to get to FHOP to argue politics...!

h34r:

 

To bypass the line of SUVs waiting to get into the gas station.

(Note to self - take out second mortgage and go fill Suburban before weekend...
All local (<5mi) driving this tank, 12.4mpg, suckin' fumes now - can you say $75, childrens!)

 

to get an HOV sticker!