Cinderella was getting dressed for the ball when her mother came in and told her she was not going out without her chastity belt. "If you're not home by midnight", she said, "It'll turn into a pumpkin." So, Cinderella shows up about 2am with a huge smile on her face and announces she's getting married. Her mother demanded to know "How this could happen!? What's the man's name?" Cinderella said: "Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater!"
Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater, Had a wife and couldn't keep her. He put her in a pumpkin shell And there he kept her, very well.