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Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by daniel, May 20, 2006.

  1. daniel

    daniel Cat Lovers Against the Bomb

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    I object to the portrayal of the Flying Spaghetti Monster with meatballs. I don't think the FSM has meatballs. Meatballs imply a tacit approval of the inhumane custom of eating ground up animals in your spaghetti. We vegetarians should form a splinter sect of Pastafarianism, called Pastaprimavarianism, in which the FSM has only vegetables, no meatballs. There is only one Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he has no meatballs!

    Some might object that an atheist shouldn't start a religion. I reply that all religious leaders are atheists, because they pretend to speak for god, and they know god ain't speaking to them!

    I wonder how hard it is to get a permit to be a church?
     
    #1 daniel, May 20, 2006
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(daniel @ May 20 2006, 04:39 PM) [snapback]258559[/snapback]</div>
    Daniel,

    It's such a joy to read your posts, alwyas making me laugh out loud! :lol:

    I saw a sticker today, which made me think of your posts immediately:

    "Lord, please make me the person my dog thinks I am" :)
     
    #2 dsunman, May 20, 2006
  3. larkinmj

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(daniel @ May 20 2006, 04:39 PM) [snapback]258559[/snapback]</div>
    Seriously, that tax-exempt thing might work out well for you. :lol:
     
    #3 larkinmj, May 20, 2006
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    I am 100% sure that you are going to stir up the "anti"-pastaprimavarianists here at Prius Chat. Seems like there quite a few that have poked thier heads up in other threads.
     
    #4 bigdaddy, May 20, 2006
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    And not to mention the "ante"-pastaprimavarianists who would split off from you and claim that "Dado di Pino" (rough translation from the future) was here first and created it all.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(daniel @ May 20 2006, 01:39 PM) [snapback]258559[/snapback]</div>
    LOL you have got to be a cracker if you think you can measure up to that man in any small way! :lol:
     
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    Yep. Thought the ante's and anti's would flock to this.
     
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  8. daniel

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dsunman @ May 20 2006, 02:34 PM) [snapback]258578[/snapback]</div>
    A friend of mine wears a t-shirt that says that. She's a Unitarian Universalist and a dog-lover.
     
    #8 daniel, May 20, 2006
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Wildkow @ May 20 2006, 07:42 PM) [snapback]258625[/snapback]</div>

    uhhhh
    what does martin luther have to do with racial epithets?
     
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    ...you know, some people seem to have the foundations for being an extremely effective, prolific, serial killer.

    ...I'm sure the public will ultimately get to read the manifesto a few years after the verdict is handed down...
     
    #10 Mystery Squid, May 21, 2006
  11. daniel

    daniel Cat Lovers Against the Bomb

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Mystery Squid @ May 21 2006, 12:32 AM) [snapback]258791[/snapback]</div>
    Are you refering to me or to Wildkow? I can't speak for the Kow, but I'd be a lousy serial killer. I can't stand violence. I'd end up letting all my prospective victims go, unharmed. But then, I'm such a klutz I'd be unable to get any prospective victims in the first place. And if I tried to shoot anybody I'd miss. If I had a gun in my hand, the safest place would be right in front of me.
     
    #11 daniel, May 21, 2006
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(daniel @ May 21 2006, 10:12 AM) [snapback]258836[/snapback]</div>
    Are you sure you're not Dick Cheney?
     
    #12 larkinmj, May 21, 2006
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    hehe - hop over to venganza.org forums sometime - they've already got Protestant Pastafarians (vegepastafarians, but I think they're punny enough to like your title better) and might even be willing to crown you something for the naming =)
     
    #13 geologyrox, May 21, 2006
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    daniel Cat Lovers Against the Bomb

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(larkinmj @ May 21 2006, 01:00 PM) [snapback]258899[/snapback]</div>
    I'm smart enough to know better than to pick up a gun!
     
    #14 daniel, May 22, 2006
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