Stop all the clocks

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    Cut off the telephone

    Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone

    Silence the pianos

    And the vocoders and the synthesisers and the drum machines.

    Zayn has left One Direction.
     
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    Calm, the Rolling Stones tour starts soon. Just stock up on Geritol and tune-up the walker.

    Bob Wilson
     
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    They should have Rolling Stones branded walkers. That would be brilliant.

    They could call it "Shufflin' Jack Flash".

    Or "Grandmother's Little Helper"
     
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    Honestly, it was tears all through dinner.

    My elder daughter (who's 7) was OK, because Niall is her favourite member of One Direction (as I helpfully pointed out, if he leaves, that'll be the final Niall in the coffin for the band). But my younger daughter (who's 4) cried all the way through dinner, occasionally stopping to say "I can't believe my Zayn has left One Direction! He was my favourite! It's terrible!" through mouthfuls of cannelloni. Only the prospect of a glittering solo career calmed her down.
     
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    who?:p
     
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    He's a friend of Lee Kwan Yew.
     
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    oh, right. count me with the rolling walkers.:cool:
     
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