I bumped a raccoon at 55 MPH and the repair was $3,156.14. I get 52 MPG, so I guess a 2014 Prius Two was worth it. I think an orange juice jug is more durable.
The raccoons around my area can beat up most retrievers, so I suspect one of them might kill my Prius if I hit one at 55. A friend of mine just hit his twelfth deer, and is on his third pickup.
Don't feed the troll. He'll be starting high school next year and it's a stressful period. That and all those hormones rushing around during puberty.