How bad are we? The CRIME thread...

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by Mystery Squid, Mar 6, 2006.

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What's the worst crime you've committed and gotten away with?

  1. Murder

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  2. Assault

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  3. Arson

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  4. Cruelty to animals

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  5. Grand Theft Auto

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  6. Selling drugs (excluding MJ)

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  7. Breaking and entering

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  8. Theft over $5,000

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  9. Theft over $1000

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  10. Theft over $500

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  11. Theft over $100

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  12. Theft under $100

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  13. Intentionally bounced checks

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  14. Battery

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  15. None, the Vatican is pursuing my Sainthood

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  1. Mystery Squid

    Mystery Squid Junior Member

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    Totally anonymous, of course... :ph34r:
     
    #1 Mystery Squid, Mar 6, 2006
  2. galaxee

    galaxee mostly benevolent

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    hmm. limited selection. i guess if that's the absolute list i'm in good shape. :lol:
     
    #2 galaxee, Mar 6, 2006
  3. Thomas Brock

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    Since the statute of limitations isn't up on any of the crimes that I may or may not have committed, I choose not to vote...Wouldn't wanna incriminate myself, ya know ;)
     
    #3 Thomas Brock, Mar 6, 2006
  4. flareak

    flareak Fleet Captain

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    i wanna put down murder for the fun of it
     
    #4 flareak, Mar 6, 2006
  5. Mystery Squid

    Mystery Squid Junior Member

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    I always suspected you have sooo many skeletons in your closet, that if someone hit the door knob with their arse while turning around, they would burst out and bury the person!

    (insert a cacophony of chaotic bone "tinking" sounds here)


    :lol:
     
    #5 Mystery Squid, Mar 6, 2006
  6. galaxee

    galaxee mostly benevolent

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    actually, all the skeletons have been cleaned out of the closet. now they're buried in the darkest recesses of my mind.

    :blink:
     
    #6 galaxee, Mar 6, 2006
  7. Schmika

    Schmika New Member

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    I regret it to this day, but I was 10 at the time. One never forgets some things....(sigh)
     
    #7 Schmika, Mar 6, 2006
  8. Sufferin' Prius Envy

    Sufferin' Prius Envy Platinum Member

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    WoW! Rape didn't even make the list? :huh:

    It's confirmed, Squid is definitely a dude. :p

    P.S. Not that I would have marked “Rape†it it were there.
    When we were teenagers, I had a close friend who confided in me that she was raped a few weeks after it happened. It really is a different crime than aggravated battery.
     
    #8 Sufferin' Prius Envy, Mar 6, 2006
  9. Mystery Squid

    Mystery Squid Junior Member

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    Sheesh! You KILLED someone at 10??? :eek:

    Damn....


    :lol:
     
    #9 Mystery Squid, Mar 7, 2006
  10. Mystery Squid

    Mystery Squid Junior Member

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    :lol:

    Yeah, and just think, because of some of my avatars, I've actually gotten a couple "fishing" PM's from creepy older guys... I sort of got a glimpse as to what a lot of chicks must have to deal with...
     
    #10 Mystery Squid, Mar 7, 2006
  11. DaveinOlyWA

    DaveinOlyWA 3rd Time was Solariffic!!

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    considering the crime, admitting it now may or may not qualify as "getting away with it"
     
    #11 DaveinOlyWA, Mar 7, 2006
  12. seeh2o

    seeh2o Prius OG

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    Wow, you know what, you really are the donkey I thought you were.

    Bye bye.
     
    #12 seeh2o, Mar 26, 2006
  13. daniel

    daniel Cat Lovers Against the Bomb

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    Mine's not on the list: I've gotten away with speeding. I've committed other crimes, but I was arrested for those, convicted, and served my time. I actually would not consider any of those "worse" than speeding, but the law does and did. In fact, I consider that my "crimes" were morally required of me. (Not including the speeding, of course. But the ones I didn't "get away" with. And didn't try to "get away" with. Though I could have gotten away with the biggest of those. But that's another story.) But, as above, the law didn't.

    Do you have to be Catholic for the Vatican to make you a saint? Will they even consider an atheist?
     
    #13 daniel, Mar 26, 2006
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    Walker1 Empire

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    I'm up for Sainthood. Your list has nothing I've done on it. How's Boston?
     
    #14 Walker1, Mar 26, 2006
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    zapranoth New Member

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    No fleeing and eluding, Squid?
     
    #15 zapranoth, Mar 26, 2006
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    I ate some calamari once, knowing that squid initiated the pole, does that qualify as murder?
     
    #16 rposton, Mar 26, 2006
  17. daniel

    daniel Cat Lovers Against the Bomb

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    What does it mean to initiate a pole?
     
    #17 daniel, Mar 27, 2006
  18. airportkid

    airportkid Will Fly For Food

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    Isn't that a male losing his virginity?

    Of course, that response very might well take the prize for the most serious crime yet represented in this thread: making a bad joke.
     
    #18 airportkid, Mar 27, 2006
  19. Mystery Squid

    Mystery Squid Junior Member

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    Woah? Wth is your problem? So what? Who have I offended with that? I named no names?

    Later! :D

    :rolleyes:
     
    #19 Mystery Squid, Mar 27, 2006
  20. Mystery Squid

    Mystery Squid Junior Member

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    Nope.

    However, if I do get a REAL chance to safely zig-zag down a series of side roads as the cop is turning around before he puts his lights on, I'll likely do it.

    Otherwise, that shiat isn't worth it. It's much easier to fight speeding tickets than reckless driving in court, plus that sort of thing tends to put too many people at risk...

    ;)
     
    #20 Mystery Squid, Mar 27, 2006
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