Here goes: What is soft, furry, fluffy, plush, and can be used as a warm pillow? (answer will be posted if someone answers correctly or when a new question comes up)
See my avatar. No, wait -- that only works if the last part is "and frequently uses you as a pillow". Never mind.
actually.. that is the right answer so quick! Okay new question: What is red and orange at the bottom of a pool?
Fooey! You all beat me to it. I was going to say a cat right off. Okay: Red and orange at the bottom of a pool: A red and orange SUV that someone drove into the pool when they read the Nigeria news today and decided they couldn't afford to gas it up any more.
Well, since its Tuesday already I'll go ahead and make a new question The answer to the above question is: A dead baby. Question #3: "Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?"
WHAT??????? A dead baby? Red, orange, how does that work in? We might just want to stop these, mmmmkay? We don't need dead babies in FHOP. The health department just might have something to say about that.
The answer to question #3 is: 'Cause it'll Peek-At-Choo (pikachu) Question #4: What do you call cheese that's not yours?!"
well.. the baby IS dead anyways gjertsen got it right! NACHO CHEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA that joke's so stupid its funny *slaps knees* WHAT A KNEE SLAPPER! Oookay Question #5: "Why shouldn't you shower with a pokemon (part 2)?"