tachyon discs

Seriously, people, bluejay is messing with you. NOBODY is that dumb. EMF soap? You have got to kidding. Let me cut through this with my Giant Occam Brand Razor: What's more likely? He's messing with you or he's a few fries short of a happy meal? Ding! He's messing with you.

Still funny, though. I agree with one thing he said, cigarettes are safe- as long as you don't smoke them, burn them, eat them, or touch them.

Nate

 

Of course BlueJay is messing.
Funny thread.

 

No, along with the implantable ID microchip, I also implanted some tachyon field dampeners. She emits no tachyons now. However the energy must still be dissipated somehow, so sometimes she sets the grass on fire when she pees.

When it happens I find that DHMO works quite well as a fire suppressant chemical. It's low flammability works great for this purpose. I'm surprised there are no fire extinguishers with this fantastic compund in it as it works so well. I had to fashion my own out of a 50' length of rubber hose. Now I ca take it an extinguish the tachyon pee fires anywhere in my back yard.

 

I've got the tonic, but I am having a hard time Tachyonizing it. I am running out of test subjects....I keep wering them out. Any volunteers????

 

I totally rely on my aluminum foil head cover, breast plate to keep the EMF out and the voices under control. When it gets bad I can go into my aluminum foil lined bed room that is totally safe! Silicon, blah I cover the windows with foil. Silicon dioxide does nothing. I know what is safe. Dave will tell you my car is all silver! I drive by feel, deaf, dumb, and blind!

 

Finally I found someone as protected as I am!!

How do you avoid the black helicopters?


I waited till the thread got to this level to use this photo, thanks.

 

Looks like you took care of the EMF but forgot to protect yourself from radiation. The radiator is not covered

 

Good one.

Gotta go get some more foil........my hat keep falling off too.


I think I found that pic here last year. Been smoldering in a folder waiting for the right moment.

 

That's easy in a Prius every time I feel one near I go into stelth mode and I slip right past them.

 

I don't know about yours but mine is coverd with one of those foil windshied covers!

 

Two please.

 

I really hope this garbage over "tachyon discs" wasn't taken seriously by anybody?

Like the "personal home EMF tester." I contract for a very large, global, privately held engineering firm, and although I do a lot of industrial programming, we also do RF work. I've never *heard* of a "personal home EMF tester."

The models we have from Agilent cost around $45,000 USD. If you're lucky enough to have one of those sitting in your living room, please note the GPIB port on the back can be used to automate your testing.

The newer models also have a USB port, so plug in that printer and send us the results.

 

There are concerned health care professionals out there who can help you. Please seek treatment.

 

I'm kicking this up for newcomers who may have missed it. It's funny.

 

Hey those tachyon disks sound like just the ticket!

Every since I made those last adjustments to my Dilithium Crystals.. I've been getting those nasty headaches that start at the base of my scull and go all the way down to my shoulders..... man!...... it's really nasty!..

They must be really getting pretty unstable..... I obviously didn't know what the heck I was doing? I better have them checked "if I can find Scotty" so I don't blow up the whole neighborhood or something!

Thanks for the post... I'm gonna order a box of those...unless someone can tell me what up with my crystals?

 

oh man, how could i have missed this thread?? :lol: :lol:

don't forget people like me... we use RADIOACTIVE stuff. better get your house surrounded by 3-inch-thick plexiglas and stock up on geiger counters. you can get some film badges for a price.

 

I can still remember how I asked about some funky little gadjet that promised wonders.... the problem is that the prius is sooooo advanced compared to your old chevy that newcomers expect any and everything! I was one of them!

Fortunately someone gave me the scoop without making me feel toooo stupid!...

I hope those posing quetions know we are just having fun... nothing personal at all. We have all been there.

We welcome any sincere questions. just be willing to take a little razzing if your question is too unresearched!

I've got a couple of thousand posts and I still feel like I barely know anything!

I can't even get my crystals figured out yet...

BTW...does anyone know the proper input voltage for dilithium crystals resonating at 247.25 nanohertz?

 

Lessee, 247.25 nanohertz is about 1.6 lunations, so you'd wanna
run 'em at ... 201.6 volts for optimum efficiency. But make sure
your boost converter phase is aligned within 0.3 radians of the
graviton flux, or you could be seeing the red triangle of death...
.
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