U.S. Redneck Special Forces

Discussion in 'Fred's House of Pancakes' started by Mystery Squid, Feb 7, 2006.

  1. Mystery Squid

    Mystery Squid Junior Member

    Joined:
    May 18, 2005
    2
    3
    0
    Found this within one of the more conservative sites I lurk within:


    :lol:
     
    #1 Mystery Squid, Feb 7, 2006
  2. efusco

    efusco Moderator Emeritus
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2003
    19,891
    1,194
    9
    Location:
    Nixa, MO
    Vehicle:
    2004 Prius
    Model:
    N/A
    Be sure the MRE (Meals Ready to Eat) Contain Bud Lite, Copenhagen and beef jerky!
     
    #2 efusco, Feb 7, 2006
  3. malorn

    malorn Senior Member

    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2005
    4,281
    59
    0
    Location:
    "Somewhere in Flyover Country"
    Vehicle:
    Other Non-Hybrid
    :lol: I think the author is on to something here. Expand the redneck fighting force to about 20,000, remove the media from Iraq and tell them they can't come home or watch tv until unconditional surrender is obtained over the insurgents. They might make it home for the Daytona 500! :lol:
     
    #3 malorn, Feb 7, 2006
  4. Mystery Squid

    Mystery Squid Junior Member

    Joined:
    May 18, 2005
    2
    3
    0
    Oddly, I read somewhere that a good majority of the troops are from Southern States... I wonder if it's true...

    :ph34r:
     
    #4 Mystery Squid, Feb 7, 2006
  5. malorn

    malorn Senior Member

    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2005
    4,281
    59
    0
    Location:
    "Somewhere in Flyover Country"
    Vehicle:
    Other Non-Hybrid
    I would guess the military tends to come from the 'red' states.
     
    #5 malorn, Feb 7, 2006
  6. malorn

    malorn Senior Member

    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2005
    4,281
    59
    0
    Location:
    "Somewhere in Flyover Country"
    Vehicle:
    Other Non-Hybrid
    After just seeing some clips of the Norwegian embassy in Tehran, i think maybe the first stop for this 'special force' should be tehran. ;) What a bunch of nuts!
     
    #6 malorn, Feb 7, 2006
  7. JackDodge

    JackDodge Gold Member

    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2005
    2,366
    4
    0
    Location:
    Bloomfield Hills, MI
    Vehicle:
    Other Hybrid
    :lol: I can see it now. The terrorists would run in, well, terror. I can just see the "troops" with their battle cry "He's got a right purty mouth" and the terrorist running, screaming. :lol:
     
    #7 JackDodge, Feb 7, 2006
  8. jtmhog

    jtmhog Member

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2005
    151
    1
    0
    Vehicle:
    2006 Prius
    Yes, most of the regular army and marines come from the southern states. Liberals can't kill.
     
    #8 jtmhog, Feb 7, 2006
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)