The Official 12/29/05 say-anything thread

When my daughter has her own place, I'm going to visit and make a mess. I'll leave the water jug empty in the fridge, put the toilet paper on upside down, and stick the remote between the couch cushions.

When both of my daughters have their own place(s), I'm going on a very long bike ride. Like to the other ocean.

When I visit my Mother's at Christmas, I take the baby Jesus from the creche and hide him somewhere. (Some kids never grow up. )

 

i beg to differ.

if i could say ANYTHING, there would be a lot of swearing and sexually oriented words involved, or bizarre humor involving race, religion, etc.

after all, what good is free seech if no one goes to extremes

and yes, my old lato is craing out on my, half the keys dont work anymore, and my screen is broken.... lolololol

 

I got a sweater for Christmas. I was a bit disappointed because I was really hoping for a screamer or a moaner....

 

er, no. :lol:

thats why im down here in danmans land, interviewing...
h34r:

 

And what does your significant other have to say about this?

 

She came back with her own "say anything" response:

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

What a joker!

 

Is it OK to covet thy neighbour's nice person when she gardens in her bikini?

 

Yes, but don't let your wife catch you. Remember, there are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Sh*thead's.

:lol:

 

we'll be the judge of that....post some pics!!!!

 

I'm kind of busy until this weekend. I'll catch up on the photoshopping then. I'm not much of a liar so not sure how good of an attorney I can be. <shrug>

 

Don't let him hold you back. A husband shouldn't be any reason for a nice lady not to have a little fun on the side.

 

but I also already have a Prius

 

1. It is bad to be medically interesting. In fact, that's one of the worst curses I can devise: "May you be medically interesting."

2. The new version of Battlestar Galactica so thoroughly kicks the old version's nice person that I don't even know how to express it.

3. I want my Prius.

4. George W has yogurt for brains.

5. "Glad" is the best a capella men's group, ever.

6. I write the songs that make the whole world sing. I write the songs of love and special things. I write the songs that make the young girls cry! I write the songs.... yes, I write the songs.

 

ok, i would like to start an insult thread whereas for each c member, you ost u a brief insult.

 

give it a few minutes; it'll change....

plusaf.
33 years in NJ
27 years in CA
3 months in Raleigh...

all y'all!

 

ahh, so now you're in the exciting state capitol of NC. how's it treating ya so far? did the move go ok?

 

I write the songs that make the whole world sing. I write the songs of love and special things. I write the songs that make the young girls cry! I write the songs.... yes, I write the songs.

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Great! I'll be stuck with this Barry Manilow song in my head until the new year <_<

 

Hey, Mystery Squid...How about THE BAG THREAD!

Yo, mamma is sooooooo fat! she needs, hulahoops to hold up her stockings!

I think this would make a great thread.