Black or White

The lab.

Cash, or credit?

 

CASH because cash pays off CREDIT.

Barber, or Salon

 

barber

 

I'll chime in for Jack here. Looking at the time of his post, he may be a little tired.

Barber of Seville, or Barber-ella?

 

Thanks, hyo. Truly, a Senior Moment.

Jane Fonda

"Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" or "Feliz Navidad"?

 

"Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"

Donatello (the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle) or Donatella (Versace)?

 

Donatello

Michaelangelo or daVinci?

 

Michaelangelo

book or movie?

 

Movie

Dvd Rental or Drive In

 

Drive in? Wouldn't you need a time machine first? And if I had one of those, I wouldn't be watching movies!

dvd at home is so much more civilised.

free bottle in front of me OR pre frontal lobotomy?

 

pre-frontal lobotomy. That is a Canadian band, right?

granola or dried fruit?

 

Dried fruit. More flavorful!

Airplane or helicoptor?

 

Airplane (with Leslie Nielsen)

shotgun or rifle?

 

Neither

Hot tub or Spa?

 

Hot Tub

Swimsuit or not?

 

Not!

Have you ever seen the sign that says "No bathing after 7pm"? Between 'bathing' and 'after' is the word 'suits' in tiny letters.

a roll in the snow (continuing the hot tub theme here) or a roll in the hay?

 

A roll in the snow

Haystack or hay bale?

 

"Haystack", he said, needle-ssly.

milk a cow or milk a goat?

 

cow

Chocolate or not?

 

yes, chocolate (semi-sweet only)

open presents Xmas eve or all on Xmas day?