Hilarious cars for sale thread

I routinely troll the State of Oregon Surplus Property web site on ebay. (When I lived in NV, it was a great place to buy cars for teens Ford : Crown Victoria Ford : Crown Victoria | eBay )
These days I watch for 'odd' vehicles.

1975 White 4864W Cab & Chassis Day Cab Truck - ODOT Salem, Oregon 1975 White 4864W Cab & Chassis Day Cab Truck - ODOT Salem, Oregon | eBay

Toyota : Prius Toyota : Prius | eBay

The funds go to the state, so the seller is the most honest used car salesman on the planet.

 

not a hilarious car for sale but my dad bought an 83 Chevy Citation with 2.8L V6 and 3 speed automatic. It got rear ended and totaled at low speed. The rear end buckled like a hopper. The B pillar crushed. The rear door over lapped the front door. Luckily no one was hurt. I can't believe the car was built with passenger cabin as part of the crumble zone.
We replaced it with an 85 Chevy Celebrity with 2.8L V6 with 3spd auto. We bought it for $9500. We put 140,000 miles on it in 10 years. We sold it for $2500. It was after we sold it that I check the KBB. High blue book at the time was $2100. That was the best resell value car we ever had and it was the worst car we ever owned as far as reliability.

 

A friend of mine found this ad on craiglist a while back. Hilarious ad for a hilarious car. I wish I had thought to save a pic of the car. Enjoy



Visit the posting at http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/2619410616.html to contact the person who posted this.

Skyline! 1990 GTSt

Date: 2011-09-26, 8:17PM
This isn't your normal skyline. This motherfcker is the skyline God would drive if he wasn't busy doing God sh*t like making tsunamis and crap. Its set up to go fast, and go fast sideways. Who doesn't like to get sideway?! Terrorists, thats who. Are you a terrorist? No? Then you need this car.

Handling? This car handles like a junior executive CEO. Go around corners like the devil himself is chasing you, and not give a fck.

Whats that? You like drifting? Well I've got some great god d@mn news for you. This car was a drift project of mine, and the last owner was planning on making it a drift machine too. Interior is for pussies so we got rid of it. Manly as fck. It literally oozes testosterone. So much so that its puddling up in the back.

Seats? this cocks*cker has got two. One for you, and one for the hot @ss broad thats gunna be all upons your dick after you buy this car. You're a girl? Sh*t works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot @ss dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. Deal with it,sh*ts getting serious.

Stereos and AC are for hippies. Fortunately this car has neither. Oh look at me, I like listen to Simon and Garfunkel and think about puppies. F*ck that. The only noises you're gunna be hearing is the ultra manly engine noises coming from this sweet turbocharged, intercooled, 24 valve inline 6. Sh*ts getting real, real f*cking fast.

This car has got a bright orange ebrake handle (b*tches love orange) with a drift button for those super ultra megahellatastic bar room brawler ebrake lockers. F*ck. Yes.

Now, I'll be honest. The wheels are a little lackluster, although everyones gunna be so focused on your super gangster drifting that nobody is going to give a f*ck about your sh*tty stock 16s. Don't worry, I've got you fcking covered. Its like we're in Vietnam and you just got ambushed by Charlie. Don't worry, friend, I've got your fcking back and I blow charlie to kingdom fcking come. For an extra $450 I can throw in some added p*ssy magnets for wheels, just don't come crawling back to me complaining that you're getting TOO much vajayjay. Bright fcking green 18s. Greens not your thing? Super legit silver 18s. Done like dinner.

This car has got 1.5 metric f*ck tons of awesome parts. Bride, Greddy, Brembo, the list doesn't f*cking END. It just keeps going and going, like the energizer bunny on speed.

You like going fast? Ever tried to outrun 24 police cars and 3 helicopters? You need this car. It will go so fcking fast that you may very well go back in time. It happened to me once. Just once, but it was fcking rad. Its like someone took a rocket and opened its mouth and poured steroids down its throat and and threatened to kill its family if it wasn't the fastest motherfcker you've ever driven.

I get it. You're busy, I'm busy, lets not waste time. If you're interested send me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. You send me a message, I send you one right back. Thats how this works.


Location: Maple Ridge
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Original URL: http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/2619410616.html

 

I don't know what the owner was thinking...
2007 FERRARI 612 SCAGLIETTI F137 Private Cars For Sale in VIC - carsales.com.au

 

Damn, that's some funny shit. That belongs in the best of.

 

The link for the Skyline does not work.

Here is a unique vehicle I heard about via The Bugle Podcast.
http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE

What is even more funny than the Badonkadonk are the other items the people have also viewed.

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The thing is, it actually doesn't look that bad, to a totally untrained eye, it may actually pass for a Ferrari (while parked). But i don't know why people bother... the Tiburon is a pretty car even when badged as a Hyundai.

 

I remember back in the days when people put Ferrari and Lamborghini body kits on Fieros and MR2s and turbo charging its engines.

 

The OP reminded me of a Pinto I saw last summer. It had the fish eye rear windows and orange/yellow rainbow striping. In addition, it had antique plates.